Palin's 'Bridge To Nowhere,' Forever And Ever (VIDEO)

Hey, you know that speech Sarah Palin gave at the Republican National Convention? That she kept on giving, over and over again, every time a camera alit on her visage these past two weeks? There was a time that I thought the cable news networks were never going to stop giving that same speech wall-to-wall coverage, every single day. But then, two days ago, while Palin was giving the speech, one by one, the networks dropped coverage! And that's when I realized -- I NEEDED THAT PALIN SPEECH. Needed it like a junkie needs his fix. I just had to have a daily taste of those eerily uniformly intoned Palinisms. Well, our in-house pranksters at 23/6 have come to my rescue with this video, which will allow everyone to have a daily -- if not MINUTELY -- dose of Palin saying "thanks but no thanks to that bridge to nowhere ... thanks but no thanks to that bridge to nowhere ... thanks but no thanks to that bridge to nowhere ... thanks but no thanks to that bridge to nowhere ..."

Now, I just want someone to do the same with that "I put it on eBay" line, and I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Comments

[lewby54]

I cant believe the lie after lie after lie!
Thats rove-Repeat ad nausium till its true!
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[HarryTichbaum]

The problem with the McAilin'/Palin "bridge to nowhere" is that it actually leads somewhere--to the past. To the past failures of the Bush administration with regard to the economy and foreign affairs. To the past practice of denying women their right to reproductive autonomy. To the good old 1950's when all "real" americans (as opposed to those dark-skinned pseudo-americans) were living the American Dream. To the fictitious past when public policy was based on Christian theology. (Salem witch trials?) And on and on ad nauseam. The bottom line: the Unstable/Unable bridge takes america nowhere we want to go.

[Lotus19]

LOL. Hahahahah. Good Morning America - the McCain/Palin circus is back

[CassandraPriam]

The sad part is that most Americans don't
care if they have a sociopath leading the country.

My theory is that Palin and Bush represent the dark side
of this country.

[scrzbill]

When we get the real story about her being a grandmother? Isn't there someone up there willing to tell the expose papers the truth for enough money?

[scrzbill]

Main thing to remember about Piglin is she is a theocrat and all the fundamentalist will vote for her like the tree stumps they are. She represents the extreme right neocon view and they want the bible as the law of the land not the constitution. What is the difference between a Fundamentalist Muslim and a Fundamentalist Christofascist? LIPSTICK

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[identify]

How sad that a woman who climbed, backstabbed, and lied her way to the top now gets to be a sock puppet for the most laughable presidential candidate in recent memory.. her and tucker bounds should write a book when this is all over..

'how i learned to talk with someone's hand up my a** and was made to enjoy it!"

[grf67]

Sarah does not have many talking points nor the ability to learn new ones and she thinks that the rest of us are like Alaskans who don't mind her blatant dishonesty.

[boretide]

Please don't assume that all Alaskans are cheered Palin on the last 22 months or so. There are many of us who have been sounding the alarm about her, but no one wants to listen. She can charm people into some sort of a spell and they can't see beyond that wide grin and empty words.

[rcwblessed]

There's much truth in what you say, because Palin's approval rating has really slipped this year in Alaska.... mid 80's down to 67% as of two weeks ago.

[Lotus19]

I've seen more Alaskans speak out in recent days...in unity there's strength. It usually takes one or two to start speaking out before others get their courage. Especially since Palin and Co. have been known to be so vindictive and now she's got the Republican machine behind her. Perhaps it was best after all that she got this nomination (as long as they don't win of course)...finally people will open their eyes.

[elisabethalb]

you could do the same with a compilation of all the different times (including before she was running for V.P) when she said : the footprint for drilling in ANWR is about the size of ....say....LAX
she truly has her little "catch phrases" memorized, and that's all she's got actually

[RedneckNOT]

She is the ultimate bridge to nowhere for the United States.

[all4peace]

Pinocchio Palin is truly struggling with Covert 101 class.
If you're going to announce to 40 million people that you stopped the Bridge to Nowhere, you shouldn't put the checkbook online that shows you spent the money.
If you're going to brag about selling a plane on ebay for a profit, you ought to make sure the broker that sold it for a loss has your back.
If you're going to repeat the pay cut/husband not pleased mantra, you better figure out how to doctor the city budget that documents your pay as Mayor.
If you think you might use a yahoo account for government emails you might not want made public, you need to pick a more clandestine moniker than govsarah.
If you might have fired a public official because he refused to do your dirty work, you damn sure better not be on tape welcoming a chance to set the record straight.
If you're going to establish travel to Iraq serves as foreign policy experience, you might step over the border so you get a passport stamp.
If you think Fannie and Freddy were always taxpayer funded, you might want to keep it under your poofy hairdo.
If you believe you are prepared to be Commander and Chief because you were a high school point guard, you better have played in the hood, not Alaska.

[milo h minderbinder]

That's hilarious, particularly the multiple ones all saying it in sync, and the pop culture reference at the end.

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