David Letterman On John McCain Rescheduling: He's "Being Squirrely," "I Just Don't Know If We Can Trust Him"

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Huffington Post   |  Danny Shea   |   October 10, 2008 12:15 PM


David Letterman unleashed his most extensive commentary on his recent battle with John McCain Thursday night, re-explaining the situation and adding in news about their recent talks to have McCain appear on the "Late Show" when he is in New York for the third presidential debate.

"Now, in an attempt to save his campaign, they're talking about coming back," Letterman said, adding that McCain offered to bring Sarah Palin with him. "But they're being squirrely. Politicans can be squirrely. Because we have a date picked. We do this show every afternoon at 5:30. He wants to do the show at 5.

"So one — we have no guarantee he's going to show up, period. And we've kind of already rearranged our schedule on his behalf to save the economy, right? By getting that big-headed kid [Keith Olbermann] in here to talk about the politics. You know what I'm driving at? I just don't know if we can trust him."

Watch (full comments below, including Letterman's admission that McCain made him feel "puny" and his discussion of Keith Olbermann's "giant head"):


Now here's this thing with John McCain...you know a couple of weeks ago, John McCain was supposed to be on the show. And at the last minute he calls me up -- and I've got a lot of respect...you get a call from a senator -- you get a call from a guy who is a bona fide war hero -- all of a sudden, you know, your lips start to vibrate. So I said "Sure, whatever you want." And he says, "Look, Dave, the economy is about to crater." It's about to "crater," his word. "And I have to rush back to Washington to save the economy." And so it made me feel puny. So I said, "OK, Senator, do what you have to do. Rush right back to Washington." And then I hung up and I felt like a patriot. I felt like I had done my part.


And he was supposed to be on the show like an hour later. So now, we're in a hole but everybody has to pull together in economic hardship times. So we all pull together and we get that guy with the big head from MSNBC. What's his name? Keith Olbermann, yeah. Giant head. So he comes over. He's good. He's very good.


So now it turns out, not only did he not rush back to Washington, he spent the night here in New York City. He went on Katie Couric...he was on Conan...he was on Regis...he was everywhere.


So now, in an attempt to save his campaign, they're talking about coming back. You see what I'm saying? So we said, "Sure, we would love you to come back." And even on the phone, he said, "I'll bring....Sarah." But they're being squirrely. Politicians can be squirrely. Because we have a date picked. We do this show every afternoon at 5:30. He wants to do the show at 5.


So one -- we have no guarantee he's going to show up, period. And we've kind of already rearranged our schedule on his behalf to save the economy, right? By getting that big-headed kid in here to talk about the politics. You know what I'm driving at? I just don't know if we can trust him.

And by the way, I don't need to remind you that the road to the White House runs right through here."

Previously:
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David Letterman: "McCain's Problems Began When He Bailed Out On This Show"
David Letterman: Top Ten "Things Overheard At Palin Debate Camp"
WATCH: David Letterman's War Against John McCain Day 4: "Good Thing John McCain Blew Me Off To Go Save The Economy"
WATCH: David Letterman vs. John McCain Continues: "McCain Loves Bailouts, He Bailed Out On Me!"
CBS News Executives "Aggravated" By Letterman's Use Of Internal News Feed
WATCH: Letterman Attacks McCain Day 2: "I Feel Like An Ugly Date"
WATCH: John McCain Cancels Letterman Appearance, Letterman Catches Him In A Lie

David Letterman unleashed his most extensive commentary on his recent battle with John McCain Thursday night, re-explaining the situation and adding in news about their recent talks to have McCain app...
David Letterman unleashed his most extensive commentary on his recent battle with John McCain Thursday night, re-explaining the situation and adding in news about their recent talks to have McCain app...
 
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David Letterman needs to grow up and get over it . I've seen 5 yr olds act more mature then Letterman and as far as the Whitehouse runs through here, who do you think you are please or better yet you must really think we are so shallow and stupid to listen to any of you nighttime shows, you tell jokes and you are a joke. Don't insult me by say I can't think for myself. I've watched Lettermans show since the first day it started but never again anyone that trys to controll the election as the news media has and shows like Letterman should be taken off the air, this is to important of a thing for them to try and controll. They have no business try to determend the out come it's a shame that we have to turn the tv on and here such hatered from these people what have we come to. My mother always told me if I didn't anything nice to say, say nothing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:10 PM on 10/12/2008

Wow. You're serious, aren't you? Did the operation hurt? Leave any scars? I dunno, I'm not sure if I could go on without a sense of humor.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:00 PM on 10/16/2008

Oh... forgot to ask... how's Thumper, anyway? He's got to be getting on...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:02 PM on 10/16/2008

Please don't insult squirrels like that.

At least squirrels are cute and only ask for peanuts, unlike McCain.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:16 AM on 10/12/2008

Dave is great. He really gets his point across in the best way possible by making us laugh! Even the people not paying attention to what's going on get it. "We can't trust John McCain"! Thanks, Dave. 'Nuf said.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:14 AM on 10/12/2008

Thank You!
Could not say better!

....what is her name?.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:13 AM on 10/12/2008
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hell hath no fury like a Letterman scorned.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:38 AM on 10/12/2008

LMAO....so true

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:57 AM on 10/12/2008

You go Dave! Love the fact that you are not afraid to say it like it is. Don't kiss his butt! He doesn't deserve to be on your show. HE IS USING YOU! He found out how stupid it was to cancel your show.I hope he gets booed like Palin just go booed at the Flyers game!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:11 AM on 10/12/2008

he should refuse to have them on his show.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:34 PM on 10/11/2008

I thought it was funny... I don't watch him much (on to late for me) but he can make you laugh at the most obvious things.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:33 PM on 10/11/2008
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so let me get this straight..............some comedian..........some jester..........has something to say about our politics?...............

who the hell is he?...i mean, who cares what he think?

he is an asterik in the course of history.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:49 PM on 10/11/2008

Grunt. Me care what he think, Ladycavewoman2000.

Letterman has proven, over the years, to have a well tuned BS meter. McCain's move in canceling his appearance under false pretenses was classless.

Moreover, it was both culturally tone deaf and politically unwise. These are not qualities that would serve America well were he to win this election.

Incidentally, the jesters of history have always been able to connect the dots in ways that the more serious commentators, for many varied reasons, were not.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:29 PM on 10/11/2008
- Brian Ross - Huffpost Blogger I'm a Fan of Brian Ross permalink

Comedians can get ideas out to people that all of the debates and campaign calls and knocking on doors cannot... with a joke. McCain made a big mistake dissing Dave. And Lady, millions of Americans care what he thinks. That's why he makes the BIG money.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:08 PM on 10/11/2008

Who cares what he thinks? Ever h eard of Chevy Chase? He helped give trhe impression Gerald Ford was a nitwit. And when McCain not only cancelled at the last minute, but lied abouset it and in a way to almost insure Dave would know--boom.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:18 PM on 10/11/2008

You're the jester for saying something stupid like this. You made me laugh out loud. David Letterman is one of the most successful, most respected, most intelligent "asteriks" in the entertainment industry with the largest late night television audience throughout the world. And that's why McCain is trying so hard to get back in his good graces. So you ask "i mean, who cares what he think? And the answer is "John McCain".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:10 AM on 10/12/2008
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Who cares? more than blog comments can do. Comics- those court Jesters you scoff- are our canaries in our coal mine. Historically comedians have their finger on the pulse of our social concerns. See Carlin, see Lenny Bruce, see Letterman.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:43 AM on 10/12/2008

Letterman let him know how you feel. If I was there. I would boo the little weazel John McCain.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:18 PM on 10/11/2008

Letterman should NOT allow McCain and/or Palin on his show until AFTER he has received a profound apology from McCain for his rude behavior. We all know that it won't be sincere and that McCain wants to create buzz for himself, so even if he does apologize, we won't be watching it. I think Letterman should just blow off McCain. What goes around comes around.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:15 PM on 10/11/2008

i agree. that or have mccain apologize on the show and still get the boos.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:17 AM on 10/12/2008

Why i can't I say whats on my mind!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:15 PM on 10/11/2008
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Bump him at the last minute and bring Tina Fey and the SNL gang in instead. Ratings will go through the roof!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:07 PM on 10/11/2008
- wanj I'm a Fan of wanj permalink

Thank you Dave! Keep it up...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:43 PM on 10/11/2008

Letterman won't quit.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:08 PM on 10/11/2008

Brawndo:
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VP: So easy a Palin can do it:
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Palin Pinocchio Puppet
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McCain with Palin Hand Puppet
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Big Nose McCain with Jiminy Palin + Dino Palin
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Interviews: Can Palin do them?
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Don't Get Fooled Again:
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Video that says it all:
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:28 PM on 10/11/2008
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