Sam Israel, Hedge Fund Suicide Faker, Locked Away After "Great Sex"

THE first thing Sam Israel, the CEO of collapsed hedge fund Bayou, did after receiving a 20-year sentence to federal prison in April was have "crazy sex" with his girlfriend, Debra Ryan.

Israel, 48, faked his own death in June to avoid prison by scrawling "Suicide Is Painless" on the hood of his abandoned car. He'd already been sentenced and ordered to pay his swindled victims $350 million, but the judge had given him "six weeks to settle his affairs." Israel vanished the morning he was supposed to surrender. Weeks later, his mother handed him over to authorities.

Now Ryan, who confessed to helping her boyfriend flee, opens up to Marie Claire magazine about their relationship. The leggy blonde described Israel as a "holy lamb," even though her romance with him left her $500,000 in debt and with a criminal record.

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Remember the story:
::Feds: Missing NY swindler armed and dangerous
::Fugitive Fund Chief Sam Israel At Large, Identifiable By Bird Tat, Painkiller Addiction: U.S. Marshals
::Missing Hedge Fund Chief Sam Israel's Girlfriend Arrested
::Sam Israel Turned Himself In For Mom, Girlfriend

Comments

[ElectricEye]

That's ironic since he's due for some crazy lovin after he reports for incarceration as well.

[truthyguy]

Hope he has enough money to buy 20 years worth of Soap-on-a-Rope.

[JBS]

It's a "white collar" crime; swindling widows and orphans ... they'll give him time off for good behavior and he'll be out on parole by 4:30 pm next Wednesday.

[WIpatriot]

"Iced-tea-spraying-out-my-nose" alert!

[Sundialsvc4]

That poor poodle ....

... uhh, whups. ;-)

[protagonia]

The "Craziest Sex" is yet to come for Mr. Israel...

[Sundialsvc4]

He won't be the first.

Eventually, if justice is ever actually done in this country, we WILL see hundreds of "civil officers" within the Federal Government finally wearing those orange jumpsuits. The deceit and lies, and the utter lack of remorse, that we see in a man like Sam Israel is actually quite typical. One day, we will finally face the simple fact that there is nothing "normal" about this "economic downturn." That it is the direct result of high crime.

[twokidsonecat]

Wow! The mom turned him in. Now that's tough love! Good for her for not getting herself into trouble. He's a narcicist.

[GayIthacan]

If he thinks the sex was crazy BEFORE he went to prison.........

[JBS]

Yeah, but this time HE gets to be the "girlfriend".

[anjo]

We're going to need an update on his action! lol

[seadickrun]

He's going to have some "crazy sex" in prison.

[filo]

Only 6 comments so far and I knew someone was going to beat me to that comment. lol

[WIpatriot]

Can you say "disfunctional couple?" I knew you could.

[mrcontinental]

Can you say "fresh meat"? I knew you could.

[research]

Gamblers.

[darthdarcy]

"We had love love love crazy love, we had love love love love,.. crazy love.."

Van "the man" Morrison...