Chuck Norris: Obama Out To Steal Your Wallet

12/11/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race? I couldn't put it any better than a recent poem I received," a takeoff on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. He concludes by calling Obama a "socialist." Here are some excerpts, courtesy Chuck:

When all of a sudden/There arose such a noise/I peered out of my window/ Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet./ They wanted my pay/ To give to the others,/ Who had not worked a day!

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