Sarah Palin Offered $2M To Appear In Adult Film

After all the commemorative Day After Election Day newspapers are bought, will there be any profit left to be wrung from the 2008 Election Experience? One visionary named Cezar Capone believes there remains one growth sector: Sarah Palin-themed pornography. Judging by how well the first foray was received, he's probably right! And even if he isn't, he's at least bold about making a dent in the marketplace: in a letter posted to his PalinSuperMILF website [SFW, by the way, it's just a letter], he offers the Alaska Governor $2 million large to star in her own show, Zack and Miri style:

Please let this writing serve as an official request. In light of the recent election results, Cezar Capone Productions would like to make you a formal offer of $2,000,000 to star in an adult "MILF" production.

I am sure you are unaware that Cezar Capone is the KING of all "MILF" films. This one time offer also guarantees that you can walk away from our beautiful set with a newer and sexier wardrobe to make up for the $150,000 worth of clothes you had to give back to the GOP.

Oh, you can be quite sure that if Cezar Capone Productions is within sight of any Alaska landmarks, that Palin is well informed of his claim to MILF royalty. The real question is, why would Sarah Palin even consider such a crazy proposition?

You may be asking yourself why you should even consider such a crazy proposition?

The answer is simple; this film will be shot in high definition, and be a glossy, adult production starring a beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world -the most desirable woman over 40! The film will be distributed internationally on DVD, as well as the website will reside on palinsupermilf.com

And this part might just be the dealmaker:

We have taken into consideration that there may be some hesitation to star in an adult production with male talent other than your husband so we are also prepared to kick in an extra $100,000.00 for your husband Todd to star in the movie with you, along with a brand new Arctic Cat snowmobile for him to sweeten the deal.

Comments

[mayhem4masses]

The Nailin Paylin video was eh, she did kind of ook like her with a big front side, but she was just a porn star. Now to see the real thing, that would be a treat.

The Clintons going black.
http://barackobamasworld.com/the-clintons-go-black.php

[NoMoreFreepers]

Uhhh not sure if anyone here mentioned this or not but after a woman has had FOUR (possibly FIVE) children that area's bound to be a little shall we say, roomy. Doing business with her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I'm just saying!

[Kay72403]

Palin, Joe the Plumber, Tito the builder...­....make them an offer they cannot refuse.

[Oceanliner]

I wonder if Todd realizes how much gay guys would like to see him in a film?

[Oceanliner]

It's the "male talent" that makes this letter art.

[urfriend]

Sarah disappear to Alaska, otherwise you will have to appear-reappear in Adult films to satisfy all your publicity hunger.

[rjmiller]

Meh, I'd watch it.

[Nonamnesiac]

As Sarah Said to Larry King -- She will not close any door that God leaves open for her to advance (to the Presidency). That sounds like the beginning scene of the project raised in this post. As she opens the door in only a towel, there came a great wind and ------ Palin/Not Joe, Not-a-Plumber in 2012 for the Republican­/Know-Noth­ing Party Presidential ticket.

[ccmd]

*still waiting for the wa xing det ails*

[tlgeiger62]

I think all of us should contact her and tell her what we think of her and her 'opinions'.

http://gov.state.ak.us/govmail.php

[HC4BO]

If some world leaders are having a tough time hiding their racism towards our current President-elect, just wait till a ditz like Palin mysteriously manages to be elected President ...

And by the way, since the GOP want to be the new feminist party, I have one question to ask ...

WHERE are ALL the competent Female Office holders in the GOP ... ?

I can rattle off a list of High Ranking female Senators and Governors in the Democratic Party that are more than capable of running this country but for the life of me I can't fathom a single relevant female GOP candidate for a position in higher office ...

The GOP will be better off running Elizabeth Hasselbeck in a future election rather than Palin ..

[emmalee]

Huffington Post.. Why are you giving this woman any attention?????? She is such an embarrassment to every woman... Please stop giving her attention.­. We just want her to go away and NEVER show up again!

[tlgeiger62]

Why don't we all just STOP COMMENTING and maybe she will finally go away.

[Tomlastliberalleft]

Agreed, stop picking at this scab, let it heal over and enjoy the scare tissue.

[Mabila]

I would not wish that on Sarah.

All I want for her is to disappear into Alaska please. Have had enough of her.

[SadGoat]

It's a matter of time before she goes all Paris Hilton and we see a video of her and Todd going at it doggy style on his "snow machine". And for the record, I would buy that video!

[markkraft]

McCain/Palin after the election:

Two Republicans, one cup.