Wanda Sykes: "There's Gonna Be Some Booty-Slapping" In The White House

Comedian Wanda Sykes (crudely) talked about her excitement for the Obama White House - and the sex she is sure they have - on "The Tonight Show" Wednesday night.

Sykes said of the Obamas:
"I am so excited that now we are going to have some action in the White House... You see they're into each other, which is cool. There's going to be some booty slapping, because he's got those big ears. We finally got a First Lady with a nice ass."

On the economy:
"Black people know how to pinch a penny... He'll get the budget straight."

How Bush has done a lot for black people and should get a Source award:
"President Bush has done more for black people than anybody else in the history of this country... If he wasn't such a screw up, this never would have happened."

WATCH:

Comments

[Supercruize]

I love wanda, she is hillarious.

[Swerinjer2]

phony gay.

[chrisk81]

only black comedian that's funny is katt williams, you hear crickets everytime DL or Wanda says anything remotely funny on tv

[Fongenie]

Then you don't know Black comedians. And Katt Williams? Rarely.

[peachesmahoney]

She's hilarious. Wanda needs to have her own late night show. I'd watch her over Jimmy Fallon any day of the week.

[macbabe]

Get rid of DL Hugley and put Wanda up there... YES !!!

[yearlin]

yes

[KareninSac]

I love Wanda! She always makes me laugh. And she's right on about Bush.

[kewps]

Wanda is such a laugh fest. I could listen to her for 2 hours and 12min!

[TommyJohn]

And that's your problem.

[eva belle]

Hear! Hear!

[FaceYourFears]

A very funny and honest lady.

[TommyJohn]

Wow! 2 minutes and 12 seconds of nothing.

Wanda, ya need to try your stuff on the road before trying it on Leno.

Ya cld be accused of being a living IED.

[jefflorida]

how can she be both nothing and a living ied. we know where you're coming from but at least make an argument. (p.s. per dick cheney it's hoovertime)

[separatingwheatfromchaff]

I love the way her material rolls off her tongue,her ad libs are better than most others practiced acts.You go girl!

[leftoflennon]

I laughed so hard.

[andvoodoo2]

LOL! I love her! She's hilarious! I never thought about that, but she's right; Bush really has done a lot black people by being such a screw up!

[jefflorida]

actually bush even did some things for blacks that were intentional: two black secretaries of state and the removal of trent lott from majority leader for racist comments (not to mention increasing aids aid to africa). still not enough to move him up from the bottom of presidents though.

[debrouillard]

Yeah right!
How many women in office do you know whom get addressed by a nickname?

Do you think if Dr Condoleeza Rice wasnt black they be addressing her as "Condi?"

[LollieDotCom]

I had thought about it. I had prayed for the best president for our country (in the long run) and when Bush won not once but twice, I became more of an agnostic every day of the last eight years.... until I saw Barack Obama and then I realized that sometimes ya gotta have the worst to make people wake up enough to insist upon the best. I'm still an agnostic, but the prayer thing, I'm not so sure any more. If you pull back far enough to look, Bush and all of his mistakes were necessary evils. I guess. Damn this is making my head hurt!

No matter, Wanda Sykes is one of the funniest comedians in the world that Eddie Izzard should never follow. I watched him die on Leno because he followed Wanda. The girl is just too damn funny. A LOT of really good comedians should never follow her. Cause she's so good she'll make em look worse by comparison.

She's always a favorite. :)

[Graceless]

"Sometimes ya gotta have the worst to make people wake up enough to insist upon the best."

A very wise observation. Agreed.

[RJII]

very good observ. I think others have thought this at some time of reflection.

[MalloMel]

LOL! That's some funny stuff... Gawd... ear pulling. I love it.

I don't think Leno got what she was getting at. Well, maybe at the very end. HaHaHa! Ear pulling. LOL

[cmarmonhalm]

Wanda is hilarious. I'm at work and I laughed out loud.

[FirstShirt]

Wanda is a true comedienne.