Hef's Christmas Card: Bodypainted Twins (PHOTO)

Hugh Hefner has sent out his annual holiday card, and in 2008 the 82-year old doubled the Christmas cheer by posing with topless, bodypainted twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a photo on the front.

Hefner, 82, is in his standard uniform of silk robe and pajamas while the girls, 19, have pink paint and the word "hef" written across their chests and matching cloth shorts.

Hefner recently took up with the twins after splitting from his trio of "Girls Next Door" girlfriends Kendra, Holly and Bridget. Scroll down to see the twins' mugshot from a pre-Hef January battery arrest.

THE FRONT OF THE CARD:

THE INSIDE:


January mugshots for battery:

Comments

[DontJustFollow]

As a father of a beautiful young woman I can only say this is wrong on every level. Conservative or liberal, no father with any worth would sit by while an 82 year old pervert exploited his daughters.

Hef, you have lost your mind if you think America finds this acceptable. Just because you have the money and the fame does not make this OK. You are sending the wrong message and should be ashamed.

Go find a nice 41 year old lady and get some class back.

[IamPeabody]

If not for Hef we would be so far in the closet that the world would be laughing harder at us than they already are. As for the young ladies that have stood at his side since 1953, well I'm a 43 year old man and if Hef offered me the kind of money I am assuming he is paying them to be by his side, I'm pretty sure I would take it as well. Think about it, those girls could be sitting in a cubicle somewhere letting life slip right by but instead they have found something that is exciting and profitable at the same time. Who's to says they are even having sex with Hef.

I own an adult store called adultblowouts.com and I meet people everyday that go to bed each night and lay next to there partner wondering what am I doing here, I can't stand this person, yet they do it night after night for the simple reasons of security or of there religious views. We have to open up our minds and enjoy life more. Sex is fun, exciting, healthy and it helps strengthen the bond between a couple.

Thank you Hugh Hefner and all the women that have stood by his side.

[captainindustry]

i wish that hef would have reached some high point in his dotage. found god or patriotism or something.

left a meaningful legacy of hope or morality or something. anything. just a few words to put on his tombstone that might actually do this poor world some good.

i'd like to be a fly on the wall when he meets his maker.

go to he11 hef.

[john77]

Hefner the King Of Sexual Liberation?? Give me a break. The man is responsible for promoting the oppressive bisexual double standard. It's a doube standard which accommodates the fetishes and phobias of sleazy "straight" guys, making bisexuality socially acceptable for women but not for men. It's a porn-style paradigm which panders to patriarchy. I won't say he's a fraud but I will say he's something else starting with f, which rhymes with buck.

[captainindustry]

firetruck?

[WestLA]

What are these girls thinking? I agree that Hef is the King of Sexual Liberation. That being said, there's something creepy about this "girlfriend" deal. Time to give it up Hef. It's not sexy anymore, just kind of gross.

[DemKing]

First off the girl on the left is fat! The one on the right is hotter....

On Hef! THANK GOD For Hef!! Could you only imagine how insane this country would have been if we didnt have a mainstream magazine like Playboy in 1953. OMG this country is bad already with nudity & sex...imagine how bad this country would be if Hef never broke down that wall!

[mouselion]

That's your idea of fat?!

[Jessegirl]

Those girls are thinking:

Keep thinking about the fame.
Keep thinking about the fame.
Keep thinking about the fame.
Just keep keep thinking about the fame.

Sorry girls, your fake smiles do not hide the gross "obligations" to Mr.Crusty.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[PoliticalEnnui]

Their parents must be very proud.

[2kids]

LOL

[Regats]

The great Groucho once said: "A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

You go, Hef!
Have a great time and don't let the blue nosed nit-wits bother you.

[HARVIN]

Preach it,Regats!

[NeilFiertel]

Reading these letters proves once again that America is mired in hypocritical, puritanic value judgments. For those that are too young to note, Mr. Hefner radically changed for the better, I might add, many of my generation's sexually inhibited and plainly ignorant views of gender and sexual roles.. I am impatient with the (sexually right wing) politically correct folks who love to attack Mr. Hefner likely because they never did join into the sexual revolution in being too inhibited and sexually damaged to understand that Hefner brought honesty and humour into the mix and tried and very successfully so to open many millions across the world to a non puritanic view of human sexual relationships..If one studies reasons why people marry or stay married , it is often camouflaged as a love relationship but more often than not it is the looking for financial security as well as emotional needs met . All, I suggest, are involved with him for their own reasons and are old enough to decide for themselves if it is right for them. Hefner is more honest in many ways than many of his critics would admit to.I suggest reading Hefner's views on sexuality before attacking him for it. I think it has been one that he would not look back upon his life and feel it was a wasted. Live long and prosper Mr. Hefner.

[NotProvenGuilty]

Interesting view. But I wouldn't rule out the lure of fame and money. Dating an 82 year old the dream of 19 year olds? Sounds awfully close to prostitution. Not, as Seinfeld might say, that there's anything wrong with that. But let's not tart it up as liberation.

[Cathy22]

I agree. It's akin to actresses sleeping with the director to get a part in a movie. By dating Hef, these girls will get fame and money, but I just don't see how they fake it throught any sort of "intimacy" (for lack of a better word). I mean, it's just gross and he's just gross. Their family must be sooo proud.

[DianeTreehugger]

Interesting. However, I never really bought into the story that showing off my hoohaa to any slob with $5 in his wallet was liberating. Its economical for said slob, profitable for the magazine, but liberating? Only to the girls whose daddy wasn't around.

[DavidEzell]

Live and let live...who are am I (or you?) to judge? They are all adults and it seems no one is acting under duress. If we were all a little less concerned with others business the world would be a decidedly different place.

[flowereater]

Yes, live and let live as better informed, less hormonally driven, less exploitative and less desperate beings.

[GerberInk]

Hmm... who is actually getting used here? I kind of feel sorry for all of them- they're all desperate for attention. I suppose those girls think they'll end up in his will. One day these girls are going to wake up and wonder what the hell they were thinking, assuming they have a brain between the two of them.

[Telemachus]

They have a brain between the two of them, but it's Hef's.

[zendem1]

Guess he forgot to buy the left one her implants.

[hortonhearsawho2]

CIA consults with Hef on Afghanistan plans?

[BarryWeber]

Interesting how so many assume EXACTLY what Hefner and his publicity people want them to assume. Personally, I doubt whether the relationship between these three goes beyond a contractual one to take some pictures. If it is a physical relationship, however, then various arrests for prostitution and pandering are in order, given the laws as they exist (or do those laws only exist for the non-millionaires among us).

Whatever scenario is true, let's remember these are 19 y/o young women, whatever attributes we might project onto them. In all probability they are exclaiming, the moment they are in private with each other, "Ooo, gross! Yuck! OMG!!"

[Cathy22]

In addition to arrests for prostitution and pandering, perhaps a charge of polygamy? Hef is really a polygamist. He discovered the "just don't marry them" loophole a long time ago.