McCain Kicks Off Senate Session With Strange Legislative Initiatives

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January 6, 2009 05:42 PM

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Remember how last year, this dude named John McCain was running for President or something? If you recall, the man had a lot of solid ideas about the big accomplishments he'd bring to America if he was elected. In one of his early campaign videos, McCain made the following guarantees: "The Middle East: STABILIZED. Nuclear terror threat: REDUCED. Border security: STRENGTHENED. Energy independence: ADVANCED. Wasteful spending: REFORMED." And he'd do it all by the year 2013.

Of course, McCain didn't win the presidency, but you'd think that as Senator, he'd still be able to have a hand at steering America toward these outcomes. That's why the press release his office sent around detailing the legislation he introduced in today's first session of Congress confuses, because the measures he's taken up lack a certain grandeur:

Washington, D.C. - U.S. Senator John McCain (R-AZ) today introduced the following legislation on the first day of the 111th Congress:


Abolishing Aviation Barriers Act - Joined by Senator John Ensign, Senator McCain introduced the Abolishing Aviation Barriers Act to repeal the prohibition against nonstop air transportation between Ronald Regan Washington National Airport and any airport that is more than 1,250 statute miles away. The bill would also prohibit the obligation of federal funds to enforce the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey banning flights more than 1,500 statute miles from arrival or departure at New York La Guardia Airport.

Arizona National Scenic Trail Bill - Cosponsored by Senator Jon Kyl, Senator McCain introduced the Arizona National Scenic Trail Bill to designate the Arizona Trail a National Scenic Trail. Approximately 807 miles long, the trail begins at the Coronado National Memorial on the United States-Mexico border and extends to the Arizona Strip bordering Utah.

Bennett Freeze Bill - Cosponsored by Senator Jon Kyl, Senator McCain introduced the Bennett Freeze Bill, which would repeal the Bennett Freeze ending the land-lock between the Navajo Nation and the Hopi Tribe allowing more than 8,000 people living in the Bennett Freeze zone to update living conditions that haven't changed since 1966.

Economic Growth Through Innovation Act of 2009 - The bill would make the current research and development tax credit permanent, which otherwise will expire on December 31, 2009. A permanent, meaningful research and development tax credit will ensure that businesses keep funding research and development, which may lead to numerous new discoveries in the United States such as fuel-efficient vehicles, cancer treatment or the development of clean energy. Additionally, a permanent credit would remove uncertainty now hanging over businesses as they make investment decisions for 2010 and beyond, which will increase our nation's ability to innovate, create jobs and improve our sagging economy.

Fossil Creek Wild and Scenic River Act - Cosponsored by Senator Jon Kyl, Senator McCain introduced the Fossil Creek Wild and Scenic River Act designating segments of Fossil Creek, a tributary to the Verde River in the State of Arizona, as a Wild and Scenic River.

Indian Arts and Crafts Amendments - Cosponsored by Senator Jon Kyl, the Indian Arts and Crafts Amendments would expand federal investigative authority by authorizing other federal agencies, such as the Bureau of Indian Affairs Office of Law Enforcement, in addition to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, to investigate cases of misrepresentation of Indian arts and crafts. The bill would also increase penalties for violating the act.

And, on like that, including something about professional boxing and a study of Walnut Canyon. While the Economic Growth Through Innovation Act of 2009 seems in keeping with someone dreaming big things for 2013, the rest of this litany seems sadly small bore. And some of these bills seem a little like the porky, Woodstock Museum/Bear DNA stuff he impugned on the campaign trail. Maybe that's a product of the First Day of Congress, and we can expect bigger things from McCain as the year develops. There's talk of a collaborative effort on comprehensive immigration reform, for instance. All the same, this is weird stuff to get excited about in a press release.

Remember how last year, this dude named John McCain was running for President or something? If you recall, the man had a lot of solid ideas about the big accomplishments he'd bring to America if he w...
Remember how last year, this dude named John McCain was running for President or something? If you recall, the man had a lot of solid ideas about the big accomplishments he'd bring to America if he w...
 
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Thanks to ALL MIGHTY GOD this old fool didn't win. I try not to think about where we would be if he did.
Just too depressing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:18 PM on 01/07/2009

Although many of these bills seem minor and unimportant to the USA, they (Kyl and McCain) are still raping AZ. If you research these bills, it will be easy to determine who profits from these bills...besides the Senators themselves....cronies from McCains S/L days and the like!

He just needs to retire and see if he can stay married to someone with whom he spends so little time!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 PM on 01/07/2009

Not trying to be overly PC, but when will "Native American" be acceptable instead of "Indian"? The term Indian in reference to Native Americans is so derogatory. It was discovered this land was not India, the inhabitants not Indian, centuries ago. While we can not change the past, we can live in the present with more respect and dignity towards others.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:31 PM on 01/07/2009

Could you imagine if this guy had won? The HORROR!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:48 AM on 01/07/2009

Many facilities for the elderly encourage their inhabitants to keep alert and involved by providing activities.

So praise is due to Senator McCain for stepping up to provide these sort of things for his colleagues.

I'll be very interested to see the results

Diane is quite a wiz with her hands and should be very good with the crafts.

And I'm really looking to the boxing match (friendly of course) between Arlen and Harry.

One man can make a difference!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:00 AM on 01/07/2009

McCain said: "I know how to get bin Laden!"

---- OK DUDE .... GET HIM!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:00 AM on 01/07/2009
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We should waterboard him into telling us where bin Laden is hiding!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:56 AM on 01/07/2009

I think he forgot.

Time to increase the dosage on the Aricept.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:20 PM on 01/07/2009

Retroactive apologies.

Apparently, I'm the one who needs to increase the dosage on my mood swing medicines.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:08 PM on 01/07/2009

O.K. John .... you know how to get him..... set up some meetings with Obama.... This is for the cause, the American cause..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:14 AM on 01/08/2009
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Actually; I personally, have been on fact finding and lsirening tours reagding the Bennett Freeze and The IACA enforecment issue. These are serious issues that affect the quality of life of Indian people. And I personally thank McCain and Kyl.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:28 AM on 01/07/2009

Hey FP, wado for your support! I answered your question regarding the ICWA case on the next page under your post to me,

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:54 AM on 01/07/2009

All I can say is thank God he did not win.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:20 AM on 01/07/2009

I agree, however the "other" choice is just as bad if not worse!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:21 AM on 01/07/2009
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The other choice is on his worst day, not nearly as bad.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:50 PM on 01/07/2009

You mean Sarah Palin

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:16 AM on 01/08/2009

I wish Sen. McCain would come out of the political "closet" and admit he is really a DEMOCRAT.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:07 AM on 01/07/2009
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AHHH You mean he IS just all TALK like we all Knew ANYWAY??

SHOCKER!!

Maybe he will still tell us where Osama Bin Ladin is LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:57 AM on 01/07/2009
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I don't like John McCain. And I went to despising him during the past few years. I live in Arizona. I remember when he was first elected to congress. I wasn't crazy about him then and it only go worse.

However, I really think you're getting carried away attacking these bills. I frankly see nothing wrong with them and the stuff related to Native Americans is much needed.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:55 AM on 01/07/2009
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It is not the BILLS that are being attacked..it is his Choice to make them his MOST URGENT BUSINESS after all of his BS about all of the things only HE knew how to do that needed to be done RIGHT AWAY!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:59 AM on 01/07/2009
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You are not in a position of knowledge to know hat is urgent; for all you know ; example: scenic trails ; there are a bunch of water rights, mining, or developer issue sthat are about to take place and the land needs protection NOW; a couple months can make a difference

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:30 AM on 01/07/2009

McCain told us that he knows how to catch Bin Laden. Since he lost, I guess he won't clue us in.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:54 AM on 01/07/2009

I'm shocked that he went to work! Wow our Senator is there representing us! There really is a need for some of these bills. I do wonder who will stand to benefit from them, I have my doubts about anything that Sen. McCain does, but then again, he is at work!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:54 AM on 01/07/2009
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no doubt- that should be the headline

McCain actually shows up for work for a change...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:15 PM on 01/07/2009

Whatever McCain had coming from us for getting him put in that Hanoi jail has been paid. I'd like to see him pay for that perfectly good airplane he got destroyed. I hope the voters of Arizona have the good sense to send that *tupid *ob to an old folks home the next election.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:48 AM on 01/07/2009
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ummmm FIVE planes you mean?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:00 AM on 01/07/2009
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All that and no mention of his campaign promises?

I'm shocked to my core.
He knows how to fix the economy, win the wars, find bin laden,and cut spending and he's NOT SHARING that knowledge?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:47 AM on 01/07/2009
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