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03/01/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Kim Jong Il Plans To Bring Moon To North Korea

According to The Onion, Kim Jong Il plans to have the Moon in North Korea by 2015. He devised the plan after the ghost of Kim Il Sung invited him to the Moon for a three day vacation. Apparently, the trip went well.

Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea