Monday's Late-Night Joke Round-Up: Anderson Cooper Smells Lou Dobbs, Madoff v. Groundhogs (VIDEO)

There were some serious lessons to be learned last night. First, a logic problem: Michael Steele is to Barack Obama as Tickle Me Elmo is to... According to Jon Stewart, the answer is Giggle-Time All-Mo. Sad, but hilarious.

Conan followed up with a basic but important lesson regarding Michael Phelps: "Kids, never share your pot with someone who has the lung capacity of a dolphin."

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Comments

[Topper23]

Each needs better writers.

[thehummelr]

Are you serious? How could anyone top Dubyu as already the dumbest brother?

[Hare]

Topper has lost all sense of humor, I was laughing and giggleling my olmo all over

[NickCooper1976]

John Stewart is best, always. Followed closely by the Stupid Times: http://thestupidtimes.blogspot.com/2009/02/obama-admits-error-in-choosing-miley.html

[schicklett3]

Jon Stewart is awesome!
BTW - I don't think Bushed vetted his cabinets tax returns.

[damnadamson]

conan hands down !

[kissthestick]

hopefully they do some jokes on the 3 fallouts of the admin

[rock2casbah]

Sinced there are bout 3,300 positions the Obama admiistration has to fill in replacing Bushs crooks, traitors and sell outs that no one had much to say or was ever up front about I am cool with only three having a tax issue. If only three of Obamas has a tax issue for items that could honestly be overlooked than I have no problem with them or Obamas selections.

[DTOM]

Do you pay attention to all 3,300? How about the guy running the IRS being a tax cheat? That's worth a joke or two...isn't it? Probably not...

[x004Ronin]

I usually think Conan's jokes are just okay, but I think it's Conan FTW this today, with Jon Stewart a close second.

[Cyke101]

Agreed on that. For some reason Huffpo seems to pick bad Conan moments, but in this case it won the day. Jon Stewart, as always, was in top form.

[Xylem44]

What a great time to be an American!!! And I was worry that with Bush and his cronies gone we wouldn't have anything to laugh at. Now we can laugh without the crying. It sure its nice.

[NotYourGirlfriend]

So true.

[rock2casbah]

Isn't that the truth. It feels good to not be the brunt of a joke of the Bush administration as we, the American public, once were.

[normanx]

I found this thing..... very, very funny....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw23N9xXM60

puppet government...

[RPOC]

How about Conan? Never share your weed with a person that has the lung capicity of a dolphin!!! Conan rocks, like Dave Letterman in the 80's. When is Dave gonna drop stuff off a building again? All funny stuff.

[vesaversa1]

VERY FUNNY STUFF LOL

[sassy14u2]

Giggle time almo!! HA!

[Redeemer777]

Giggle time all-mo
Jon Stewart for Best man alive!!!

[RPOC]

Jon is a funny MF'r. And that show has produced some of the funniest stars ever. Comedy Centrals absulte best. Kinda like the Simpsons. An institution.

[Simz]

Conan... Nice one!

[KillBillV2]

GIGGLE-TIME ALL-MO!!


Ha...I love John Stewart!

[dirigentin]

.. and if you pull the doll's string, it says "Palin is the light" GUH.

[Shellly]

it says drill baby drill!

[inEugene]

I like to laugh , those men make me laugh. Do they make you laugh? Isn't nice to laugh and smile.
Now, I can get back to filling my job applications.

[kody1529]

I hate filling out job applications.

[MamaBird62]

Yep, great to laugh.
Good luck with your job search.

[sassy14u2]

screw the man and open your own business

[inEugene]

You inspire me. Thank you!
F*da-man I'll let my hair get shaggy and be my own man!
Citi and B of A got their bail out, I dint , I'll stop paying my credit cards,
Im going ROUGE
Thanks again Sassy14u2
I really feel good now!