COMEDY
03/14/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Valentine's Day Special: 9 Ways To Treat A Woman (VIDEO)

Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney want you to treat your lady right, or at least know the options of how to treat your lady.

They start out with the basics, traps men often fall into on sitcoms, like treating your wife like a mother or maid. Then shit gets weird.

Apparently, you can treat your girlfriend like a video game cartridge from the 90s or like she has a black hole in her chest (even though she doesn't). It's best you watch this video before V-Day and try to avoid such behavior.

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