Cheney's Drink Of Choice: Skim Latte

We've found one of Dick Cheney's new undisclosed locations: the Starbucks on Chain Bridge Road in McLean, Va.

And while he may be dwelling on the "tough, mean, dirty, nasty business" of being vice president and protecting the nation's security, Cheney is just a regular guy at his new not-so-super-secret location.

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Comments

[jamie461]

Just a weirdly ironic visual for this super-secretive, always in an undisclosed location, imperial VP now running by Starbucks for a latte. Just weird.

[jeffp26]

So Darth Cheney has been in hiding for eight years, and now he's hanging out in Starbucks?

No wonder Starbucks' business is slowing down.

[RatgurlSD]

Please, baristas, somebody please teabag his latte!

[RatgurlSD]

PhukCheney

[sueno]

I hope they spit in it-

[maxfax]

With a Daniels shot on the side?

[mmgbizgirl]

I'd like to see him sipping that latte on his prison bunk next to his boyfriend Leroy.

[OlskoolDem]

right on.

[jeffp26]

This mother grabber hid in a secret bunker for 8 years, and now he hangs out like a freak at Starbucks.

Well, now the terrorists he's so afraid of know where to get him. I wish them good hunting.

[lthuedk 1]

Cheney needs microchip implantation similar to canine chips, and a 24 hour wiretap. Getting a judges signature shouldn't be a problem, as he leaves trail of death and crime wherever he goes. Let's hope the Neo Con doesn't attempt to flee the country and join the Chimp in Paraguay as the prosecutors close in.

http://www.light-to-dark.com/dicks_new_scooter.html

[catbite]

I hope someone slips him a high-cholesterol, greasy, cloggy, artery-hardening latte.

[surfcitysteven]

They need to get an old microwave in that kitchen and throw in a burrito wrapped in foil, then put it on High for 5 minutes.

[SmolderingRuin]

Death by burrito, lol. It wouldn't be the first, but certainly the best.

[jeffp26]

There goes the neighborhood.

[HST]

Dick has been overheard muttering about terrorist attacks and yelling to no one in particular, "hey you kids get off my lawn."

[ruweusmaximus]

GET HIM!

[springsm]

Well, when we go visit in Virginia in that area...I will not visit that Starbucks.­.AND what is he doing..loo­king for an audience. I am surprised he didnt' go back to that backward state Wyo and continue to be adored. Apologies to Loudyk...b­ut he claimed Wyoming..a state I used to visit in the Big Horns and loved...no longer..I won't even drive through it anymore. That may change if Cheney promises to sit in Latte land sippin his latte.