03/16/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Jeff Frederick, Twitter Idiot, Yells At Darwin

Oh, people, surely you remember this dingbat Jeff Frederick from the other day? He's the guy who blew up the Virginia GOP's carefully crafted secret plan to seize control of the Virginia State Senate by Twittering about it, thus tipping off the Democrats? Oh, man, but this guy is a blue ribbon winning fool. Well, in case you were wondering what he was up to yesterday, wonder no more! He was taking to floor of the Virginia House of Delegates to yell at Charles Darwin, because evolution killed God. Luckily, Abraham Lincoln put the word "God" on some money! Or something! His fellow delegates jeer at Frederick sarcastically, and if you watch, pay note to the way the two guys in the foreground of the video could not possibly care less about what he's saying.

Ultimately though, this places Darwin on shaky ground, because there's no way this guy should be surviving the process of natural selection.