The guys over at Holy Taco made this hilarious flowchart that explains how most skin flicks progress. It's not safe for work, children, pets, or many adults. Enjoy!
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Just wait a minute I put a comment on some story mentioning two porn stars (Lex steel and Mandingo) and it got cut but this whole story gets printed? Crapping on people is acceptable and my comment was inappropriate? Also there is no, no flow from getting crapped on so if you're in Japan just leave the pizza and go.
Seriously though, DON'T GO TO JAPAN!
OK, you know what as a porn connoisseur, I can honestly say that these guys have their fingers on the puss..I mean pulse!
Porn is funny! :)
Awww yeah!!!!!!&@#(#
"Is someone shitting on you?" lmao
Q - Why do Republicans watch porn movies in reverse?
A - Because to a Republican, the climax is when the hooker hands the $100 back to the John.
Oh, I see... In their fantasies, trickle down actually works.
OH FOR GODSAKE! lol
It's funny because it's true.
Who needs a plot for a porn video? Make a series of short vignettes that open with oral sex and develop from that point. I'm so glad that most porn no longer has a ridiculous story to go along with the sex.
The best thing the internet did for porn was to do away with the story lines. They're not supposed to be like real movies. We don't need coverage of the guy's reaction shot (assuming there's a guy in the scene).
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Hahahahaha.....funny!
You will need the keyboard protector.
The "Japanese phase" at the bottom left is pretty funny.
Come on, who watches porno with plots anymore?
This gag is at LEAST ten years old.
It might be 10 years old but it's still funny if it's the first time one's ever seen it, lol.
It's like making a joke about Ms. Pac-Man.
It might be funny to those old enough to remember playing it, but it's not very hip.
gross
Funny stuff...
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