Imagine a world in which purity rings are used to market sex to Christians. Last night's "South Park" takes you there with the Jonas Brothers' first appearance on the show. The episode focuses on the boy band's ability to make young girls sexually excited, while simultaneously telling them to be pure and wait for marriage, in order to sell albums. This becomes pretty explicit in their first number, "Love You Bay-Bay":
But whose idea was this anyway? The evil-genius behind the Disney Corporation, obviously, Mickey Mouse. He doesn't want the boys of South Park revealing his evil plan before the Jonai's big 3D concert, so he threatens them with a chainsaw as he insults Christians.
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