04/16/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

A Crab Explains Facebook To Patrick Duffy (VIDEO)

So tomorrow's Patrick Duffy's birthday, and even though he's turning 60, it's never too late to learn about facebook or crabs or getting crabs on facebook. (It's weird that he chose a crab to do this video with opening himself up to a plethora of venereal disease humor, but I swear that's my only one.)

The crab explains the general idea of social networking (too much info about too many people) and Patrick is appropriately awed. It's kind of adorable that he's willing to mock himself as an old fuddy-duddy who doesn't understand the interweb or ring tones, but the paper-mache crab still freaks me out.


(via YouTubeReviewed)