Brad Pitt And Natalie Portman: Onscreen Lovers

Variety:

Paramount Pictures has attached Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman to star in a film based on the new Leanne Shapton book "Important Artifacts and Personal Property From the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion and Jewelry."...

The book takes the form of a Sotheby's-like estate auction catalog, with 325 entries and photographs depicting items that reveal the private moments and the rise and fall of a four-year relationship between the fictitious couple Hal Morris (a 40ish photographer) and Lenore Doolan (a New York Times food columnist in her late 20s).

The project will be developed as a romantic comedy to star Pitt and Portman.

Read the whole story: Variety

Comments

[andj]

08:32 AM on 03/22/2009

There is something wrong with a person who responds to other peoples posts by using the word tard for re. tard.

Its equally offensive and abusive and derogatory to use the n word no matter how much you shorten it when referring to a particular colour.

that says a lot about this member TiffanyHusseinBanned

[daedelus]

10:54 AM on 03/22/2009

It's truly inspiring to see you and your fellow ghouls channel your energies into a cause.

[missjabez]

09:16 AM on 03/21/2009

Oh boy, another typical Brangelina trainwreck thread. As I've stated before, why bring JA into this? The article is about Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman's movie, and doesn't mention JA or even Angelina.

[IslandGyal]

07:56 PM on 03/20/2009

Watch out Angelina; what goes around come around.

[AN2009]

07:31 PM on 03/20/2009

This film sounds boring.

[rzan1]

03:59 AM on 03/21/2009

I doesn't interest me at all.

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

08:17 PM on 03/21/2009

Gaffe

[DyspepsiaCola]

09:36 PM on 03/21/2009

Mean neither. The excruciating task of reading Tiffany's diary sounds like a blast by comparison. "Dear Diary, Today I became a woman but I ruined an awesome pair of low rise jeans in the process."

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

05:22 PM on 03/20/2009

DyspepsiaCola See Profile I'm a Fan of DyspepsiaCola I'm a fan of this user permalink
That's right, Tuff. I literally meant that Aniston had never, ever cried before. Ever.
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You are literally ly ing and backing away from what you said. That's OK.

You claimed I fabricated the VF article in which Maniston cried. You also claimed I was using hyperbole when I described her has crying and whining. Now you claim you didn't mean that way.

Yikes!

[DyspepsiaCola]

05:09 PM on 03/20/2009

Hey, Everybody. I’m busy counting up the number of times Tiffany has referred to a commenter as “tarded” or “re tarded” in the last two months. I am then emailing that number to the HuffPo editors. I urge you all to do the same.

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

05:32 PM on 03/20/2009

Go to a main thread, honey.

Are you done with that whole VF article thing?

Giving up? I don't blame you.

You couldn't have known how pathetic Maniston actually is and was.

All of your socks are on your side. That's about, what, 5 people right there.

[lillibelle]

06:55 PM on 03/20/2009

I support you, DC. Also, what are the chances of Tiffany being James Haven? Hmmm...?

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

05:06 PM on 03/20/2009

DyspepsiaCola See Profile I'm a Fan of DyspepsiaCola I'm a fan of this user permalink
"My" comment "wasn"t" in "reference" "to" your "fetish" for the word "uncool." "It" was "about" your "abuse" of "quotation" marks. If quotation marks were Rhianna, you"d be "Chris" Brown.
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Don't inject a tragedy like DV into this. That's so weak. Rih anna is a victim and CB is a thug. There is a thread discussing them if you are interested. MMKay?

This isn't that serious. MMKay?

We are only debating Maniston.

[andj]

05:14 PM on 03/20/2009

the post above is classified as boring and categorised as irrelevant

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

05:17 PM on 03/20/2009

Still ignoring me, huh?

[DyspepsiaCola]

05:45 PM on 03/20/2009

I'm just posting this comment so that Tiff is no longer directly under you. That's the last place you want Tiff to be.

[DyspepsiaCola]

01:20 AM on 03/21/2009

You might be debating Aniston. I, on the other hand, am debating your credibility. And your credibility is losing.

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

08:21 PM on 03/21/2009

It took you that long to come back with something so incredibly lame?

Don't try to make a point using DV. It's a serious subject. MMKay?

Please don't wander over to one of the main threads.

You are way too misdemeanor. Keep hiding in the entertainment area.

[DyspepsiaCola]

04:30 PM on 03/20/2009

Somebody ought to ask her lawyer friend how relevant a five-year-old article is to the question of Aniston's present state of mind.

[marymansour]

04:34 PM on 03/20/2009

Ya think?

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

05:02 PM on 03/20/2009

YOU said that I fabricated the story about Maniston crying to VF.

Now you call the article stale after you find out how wrong you were?

Now admit that you were wrong or admit that you are just a Maniston apologist.

If you admit that you only a Maniston apologist, I will excuse your behavior.

Apologists don't care for facts, proof, or examples.

[andj]

05:19 PM on 03/20/2009

TiffanyHusseinBanned ingahm

there is a story where Jolie admitted that she cheated on Brad - with her brother

I have the quote from this article :

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2008/12/qa-ted-gibson.html

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

04:24 PM on 03/20/2009

I find this article entertaining now. Back then, I felt really bad for her. However, it's like she hasn't evolved from this point, though.

http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2005/09/aniston200509

What do you think? Sad, huh? Not unlike her many, many subsequent interviews since the divorce.

Good evening,

Mes amies!

[DyspepsiaCola]

04:32 PM on 03/20/2009

You can keep reposting the link to this stale article until your fingers bleed and the story still won't prove the point you're trying to make.

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

04:58 PM on 03/20/2009

Wait, you said she didn't cry. You implied that I was making it up.

The journalist said she cried throughout the interview.

Why don't you excuse yourself for being wrong?

[andj]

05:11 PM on 03/20/2009

DyspepsiaCol - she doesnt have a point except to irritate you /(us) and to get you to respond and waste your time.

The only way to beat her is to:
1. attack Jolie - even with facts you make up (that is responding to her technique)
2. dont respond to her attacks on Aniston unless you attack jolie and throw her a curve ball
3. to post a short reply to her post - like boring or your irrelevant (she likes to use the word uncool)
4. she doesnt like to be called a jolie worshipper / bradgeloonie / or a right wing mentality
4. Or to just ignore her - but if you cant go back to point 1/2/3/4

[MaggieDoe]

04:52 PM on 03/20/2009

WOW! that sure shows how much Ms. Aniston has been lying in the last 8 months. Can she ever keep her story straight?

[americadead]

03:31 PM on 03/20/2009

I didn't know she was into Hispanic men, but her new boyfriend is HOT!!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/coyote2012/2211525564/

[MaggieDoe]

04:49 PM on 03/20/2009

Portman's been with 5 Latino guys so far so why wouldn't you think she was into "Hispanics" ? Whatever that is?

[marymansour]

04:55 PM on 03/20/2009

Maggie, are we going to get all the goods on Natalie once she replaces Jolene in Brad's affections? You seem to be ramping up your NP files. Just asking?

[mew-too]

01:56 PM on 03/20/2009

Jeez, what a cat fight. There will be no romance between Pitt and Portman. With all the celebrity and spotlight on the Jolie-Pitts, they wouldn't dare separate or allow the scrutiny of another on-set love affair. They're too busy playing polly pure @ss.

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

12:52 PM on 03/20/2009

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And Angelina is the girl next door lol?
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Angie doesn't pretend to be the girl next door, honey. You have trouble keeping up.

How "uncool".

[andj]

02:41 PM on 03/20/2009

TiffanyHusseinBanned See Profile I'm a Fan of TiffanyHusseinBanned I'm a fan of this user permalink

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Laura Ingraham - AJ is not girl next door - just a desperately ageing insecure woman terrified she will loose her man .- to a nanny

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25205249-5012974,00.html

your idol is uncool bradgeloonie

[TinyThumbelina]

02:47 PM on 03/20/2009

Please do not quote Laura Ingraham. That doesn't add credibility to your case.

[andvoodoo2]

12:10 PM on 03/20/2009

{Sigh.} I've been away for a while. But, it looks like nothing has changed around here!

I like both Portman and Pitt so, I think it has potential to be a good film.

[DyspepsiaCola]

12:27 PM on 03/20/2009

How’s the rehab coming along? Still off the pipe?

[andvoodoo2]

12:43 PM on 03/20/2009

LOL! I've been working on a big case.

Now, be nice or I'll tell your p.o. where you can be found.

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

12:48 PM on 03/20/2009

"uncool"

[TinyThumbelina]

02:30 PM on 03/20/2009

I think that they are both really selective about which roles they take. I have a good feeling about this film.

[choctawfrazer]

11:27 AM on 03/20/2009

Brad seems devoted to Angelina. Let us hope for the sake of the dear sweet children, Brad will resist temptation.

[YankinCanada]

12:38 PM on 03/20/2009

he's 6 foot 4, she's less than 5 feet tall...I donno how they are going to make it work on film let alone alone!

[lioness39]

01:24 PM on 03/20/2009

Brad Pitt height: 5 ft 11 in (180 cm)

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Brad-Pitt-371.html

[TinyThumbelina]

02:31 PM on 03/20/2009

Maybe she will wear stilts. I wear them sometimes for my act in Vegas when I dance with the regular sized dancers. I am after all a little person.

[rzan1]

03:42 PM on 03/21/2009

I"m not worried about Brad. It's Angie who has problems in "resist temptation" department.

[andj]

11:10 AM on 03/20/2009

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chicamorena

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/72779/Jolie-s-nanny-state/

TiffanyHusseinBanned I going to call you Laura Ingraham from now on because your responses have the same substance and logic as Lauras - and indicate an equal lack of intelligence. And your comebacks are equally pathetic.

However what is most amusing is your denial of being a Jolie worshipper - ie a brandgeloonie.

In fact you are a very "COMMITTED " bradloonie as evidenced by all your posts and the dedication and time you spend hating Aniston fans in reply to one of my posts. Your even insulting your own limited intelligence

[TiffanyHusseinBanned]

01:50 PM on 03/20/2009

How "uncool".

[andj]

03:19 PM on 03/20/2009

arent you just

[lillibelle]

04:05 PM on 03/20/2009

Do you ever preview your comments before posting and ask, "Do I really want these words to reflect who I am?" Give it a try it, Tiff. Also, as I often suggest to students with impulse control problems, "Ask yourself, is this a good idea?"

[chicamorena]

11:34 PM on 03/20/2009

Oh good lord, will you get over yourself? Nobody hates Aniston fans. There isn't enough there to hate. As a group, you're simply irritating and not very bright.