Dane Cook's Brother Indicted For Stealing His Millions

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tmz.com   |  Posted Mar 19th 2009 7:45PM by TMZ Staff   |   03/19/09

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Dane Cook's half brother has been indicted by a grand jury for allegedly stealing millions from the "comedian."

Darryl McCauley was charged with eight counts of larceny over $250, forgery and larceny by continuous scheme. According to prosecutors, McCauley once forged a $3 million check written from Cook's account to himself.

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Dane Cook's half brother has been indicted by a grand jury for allegedly stealing millions from the "comedian." Darryl McCauley was charged with eight counts of larceny over $250, forgery and larce...
Dane Cook's half brother has been indicted by a grand jury for allegedly stealing millions from the "comedian." Darryl McCauley was charged with eight counts of larceny over $250, forgery and larce...
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- dcoxucla I'm a Fan of dcoxucla 6 fans permalink
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Dont think i would sue my brother even if he stole money from my horrible movies...id sentence him to a lifetime living with my parents

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:07 AM on 03/22/2009
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I love the quotations around "comedian".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:25 PM on 03/20/2009
- AN2009 I'm a Fan of AN2009 4 fans permalink

Hehe.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:56 PM on 03/20/2009
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lol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:39 PM on 03/21/2009

Dane Cook is NOT funny!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:01 AM on 03/20/2009

er, yes he is. you are not funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:58 AM on 03/20/2009

Good call. Truly shocking that he had that much to lose ... as Seinfeld might say "Who are the people that pay to see Dane Cook ... who are they?"

It is weird that this guy ever became popular ... he is just not funny at all. And I love comedy.

All the material was funny by the folks he stole his act from but he is just annoying and brash but excellent at self-promotion. Louis CK IS funny ... Cook hopes we forget and loves the younger college crowd who don't know their comedic history.

Someone mention Bill Hicks ... now there's a guy, along with Carlin, who were the masters.

Cook is blah.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:44 AM on 03/20/2009
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Cook is excellent at self promtion. It masks the fact that he's a mediocre comedian.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:15 PM on 03/20/2009

Yes, the funniest thing about this story is Dane Cook accusing someone of stealing. I love it!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:45 PM on 03/20/2009

Dane Cook is definitely not funny. The only time he was remotely associated with anything funny was those MadTV's spoofs of his act. Make sure to check them out on YouTube, they are hilarious.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:07 PM on 03/20/2009
- dcarn2 I'm a Fan of dcarn2 2 fans permalink

I LOVE those!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:03 AM on 03/22/2009
- jeplanet I'm a Fan of jeplanet 40 fans permalink
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You're on crack.
Dane Cook is hilarious!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:02 PM on 03/21/2009
- dcarn2 I'm a Fan of dcarn2 2 fans permalink

If by hilarious you mean that Dane Cook steals jokes from other comedians such as Steve Martin, Mitch Hedberg, and Demetri Martin just to name a few...and trust me there's more, then yes Dane Cook is a comic genius!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:03 AM on 03/22/2009
- dcarn2 I'm a Fan of dcarn2 2 fans permalink

Great news....now when will they indict Dane Cook for all the jokes he's stolen from other comedians such as Demetri Martin and Steve Martin just to name a few!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:26 AM on 03/20/2009

Don't forget Louis C.K! Him and Dennis Leary should both have their money stolen in honor of Bill Hicks

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:35 AM on 03/20/2009

What about Louis C.K.? He's funny; I saw him on TV and also a live show, and he was really good... why should he have his money stolen?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:06 AM on 03/20/2009

What are you talking about? Dane Cook is totally original. Oh wait...
I'm surprised people allowed this crock in movies.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 AM on 03/20/2009

All comedians steal material, or at least borrow heavily, and all musicians steal melodies and chord arrangements. "All music is rehash" said John Lennon.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:01 AM on 03/20/2009
- dcarn2 I'm a Fan of dcarn2 2 fans permalink

sorry not ALL comedians steal material...just the least ones that aren't funny to begin with.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:06 AM on 03/22/2009
- TikiPhil I'm a Fan of TikiPhil 3 fans permalink
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Finally a "feel good" story.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:33 AM on 03/20/2009

Ha ha!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:54 AM on 03/20/2009

What a lousy thing to do to your own brother!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:58 PM on 03/19/2009
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This is bad, because Cook is going to have to go on a long tour to recoup his millions. Just when we thought he would retire....

God help us all....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 PM on 03/19/2009
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Great. Now if only we could get Dane Cook indicted for subjecting the world to his "comedy".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:33 PM on 03/19/2009

One question... how the hell did Dane Cook earn a million dollars?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:17 PM on 03/19/2009

Have to say, I agree wholeheartedly with the scare quotes around "comedian."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:34 PM on 03/19/2009
- jnkekoa I'm a Fan of jnkekoa 6 fans permalink

Yup, that was the only reason I clicked--to affirm the quotes and suggest "purported" "alleged" or some other modifier in addition to the simple quotes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:32 PM on 03/19/2009
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