Joe The Plumber Tells Conservatives: "I'm Horny"

Joe the Plumber -- real name Samuel Wurzelbacher -- told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.

"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny," declared Joe.

Wurzelbacher had taken the stage to a standing ovation at the annual "DisHonors" Awards, presented by the Media Research Center, to poke fun liberal media groups. But the "horny" declaration didn't go over too well, according to the Washington Post.

Buzz immediately commenced.

"Did Joe the Plumber really just say he's horny?" "Did you hear Joe say 'horny'?" "Why is he horny and why is he telling us?" ...

After declaring he was horny, Joe mumbled a few other things about being the "token redneck" and the media loving him, and then sat back down in a sea of conservative luminaries that included G. Gordon Liddy, former Attorney General Ed Meese, radio talk show host Mark Levin, Fox News' Brit Hume and former House speaker (for half a minute) Bob Livingston.

Since debuting during the presidential campaign as the face of an "average Joe," Wurzelbacher has kept himself busy, talking strategy with conservative groups and doling out criticism for RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

"Unfortunately, we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it," Wurzelbacher said. "You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't."

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[Mahi Joe]

I am sure Joe's statement just titillated all the women of the GOPsitting in the audience. Joe the Macho plumber what a man!

[lilkunta]

go away joe !

[ellawensmom]

I think I just lost my breakfast.

[Sandmanj]

Three week ago "Hip Hop" Steele was supposed to be the GOP leader.

Two weeks ago it was Rush Limbaugh.

Last week it was Sarah Palin.

This week it's Joe The Plumber again.

I can't picture even dittoheads ever imagining a sorrier state of affairs for the GOP.

[ecto plasm]

Does anyone else find that "proud to be an American" song highly sarcastic given the circumstances it's always played in?

Sammy's a serious guy who seriously never got licensed as an actual plumber.

[dignityandhonor]

You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't." Just like plumber's licenses....

[Illininights]

Oh what a peach! what an absolute prince! The GOP and his mama should be so proud. /:)

[TheLar]

In keeping with GOP tradition, has anyone notified the men of the party?

[Cye]

Sounds like its all getting to be too much for Joe. His 15 minutes in the spotlight will not end well methinks.

[JustSayMaybe]

So will he be working that overtime as an unlicensed plumber, or does he have another job that will help bring the country back on track? Oh, that's right, paid speaking gigs and a book of Plumberisms. Guy is about as bright as a shattered light bulb, why is he still getting attention?

[onechord]

what a rebel..

[Wilburrr]

Does Joe (Who's not really "Joe") the Plumber (who's not really a plumber) ever wear anything other than a flannel shirt over a polo shirt with jeans? Compared to Sarah he's really getting the short end of the wardrobe budget!!

[Zengeist]

An negative awards event specifically designed to dis others. Where Joe the Plumber announces he's horny. These people sure can put on a class act!

[Eriq]

I thought Conservatives weren't supposed to recognize sexuality...
What just happened here?

[thetoetagman]

I wonder if they dress him down as an attempt to be more down to earth? This jokes 15 minutes of fame should have been over by now, just shows the GOP hangs onto all their old ideas. Joe the Plumber is he a poster boy or something?