Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Bush Is Uncool, Pizza Should Not Come With Drugs, And More (VIDEO)

David Letterman brought back his popular segment "Cool/Not Cool" this week, and once again our former president was proven less than slick.

Jimmy Kimmel kept it local by looking at a New York pizza place accused of delivering more than pies, Jay Leno mocked old people and Stephen Colbert looked at Cheney's "secret assassination squad" saying:

"So Dick Cheney had a roving band of executioners around the world taking orders from their dark overlord. That's like finding out Liberace was gay. You had a hint."

For last week's best late night jokes, click here.


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[Dennis Yuen]

Go Craig Ferguson! Funniest and most talented guy on Late Night! (Stewart and Colbert don't count)

[whit4brains]

I was just going to say the same thing. Craig is hands down the funniest of the bunch.

[SOLERSO68]

fox new NEVER did actual news. it has always been infoganda

[tokenconservative]

Versus MSNBC's liberal hitlist? I don't deny that FOX is partisan, I just hate the screeching one-sidedness in these boards' pronouncements. Media Matters may be a great organization for cataloging FOX's ineptitudes, but no one here ever looks at one of the 20 institutes that count liberal exaggerations.

[Phynx]

But you see, the majority of the partisan talking heads on the MSNBC staff have their own Opinion shows like Bill-O. The Faux 'news" programs however are also a joke with a token liberal that looks like a spineless worm. They try to pass off their news programs as unbiased. Just like they tried to claim they weren't advertising the tea baggings.

[ibsteve2u]

The freight rail ad at the end? I think their mileage went up 15 ton/miles over the last year.

You paying attention, Detroit?

[jimmy2222]

Check out the news @ http://www.thomaspeep.com/

[elr50]

You know the media in this country is pathetic when we get our news from comedy shows and our comedy from (Fox) news shows.

[PatA]

Craig Ferguson can make me laugh just by looking into the camera and rolling his eyes.

[americanalien]

Colbert is King. Ferguson rocks and Letterman provides a good anti-bush joke as usual.

[PDXTransplant]

Have you checked out G W B Presidential Librarium yet? The detail is amazing. LOL!

http://www.goodnightbush.com/librarium/

[BannedInBoston]

Misery World.

[tierone]

I soooo loves me some Ferguson!

[VoteOnPaper]

Live, taped, or wrapped with a bow, Craig Ferguson consistently leads the pack.

[PlayTOE]

A tend to find Craig Ferguson is always near the front end of the late night comics.
(If he keeps this up, someone may give him a better spot).

[commentator101]

Ferguson is a well kept secret. I try to catch him when ever I can.

That was the first joke of Fallon's I've thought was remotely funny. When will it end?

[BannedInBoston]

Jimmy Kimmel's major problem is that he looks like Fallon's fraternal twin.

[MsYellowDog]

I was surprised to find out how much I liked the persona(and jokes) of Craig Ferguson,when I have actually blundered on to his monologue.­He's extrememly witty!

[AZterritory]

I would listen to Craig Ferguson reading the phone book.

[suemag]

Just looking at him makes me laugh- love the camera angle!

[RoadCrossingChicken]

Me, too. The man is just downright, upright funny.

[buzzjane]

I totally agree...he is an undiscovered treasure..­.naughty lad!!

[cindysundancer]

Cheney is spooky. He seemed fairly normal before all those heart attacks. I've heard they can really change personality.

[vinny]

waiting for some poetic justice...­.

[Antacid]

I've heard they can really change you into one of the undead...

[weatherwaxx]

"Seemed" is the word... He's been lurking since the Nixon years.

[PSM42]

His surgeons must have used a de. mon seed tissue donation.

Or someone gave him a relic from 1raq - The Ex0rc1st - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8-g3zb-CMM

[Bushwillresign]

Also, when you are to blame for the worst terrorist attack in American history, that can change personality.

[buzzjane]

that is assuming he HAS or HAD a personality, which is not what I would call it, more like
a congenital defect.

[Lahonda]

Friggin' Ferguson!