Men's Underwear Sales, Greenspan's Economic Metric, Reveal Crisis

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April 8, 2009 at 10:14 PM

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With reporting by Arthur Delaney

As chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan was known for using quirky, proletariat metrics to judge the temperature of the economy. The most famous of these, as recounted by NPR's Robert Krulwich in January 2008, were the sales of men's underwear. If the economic scales dipped even the slightest, Greenspan reasoned, it was as sure a sign as any that people were truly feeling the pinch.

"If you look at sales of male underpants it's just pretty much a flat line, it hardly ever changes," Krulwich recounted after the publishing of Greenspan's book, "The Age Of Turbulence." "But on those few occasions where it dips that means that men are so pinched that they are deciding not to replace underpants. And [Greenspan] said 'that is almost always a prescient, forward impression that here comes trouble.'"

Well, here comes trouble.

A revised survey by the leading global research company, Mintel, shows relatively large drops in the sales of men's underwear in the United States. The study, to be released April 9, projects a 2.3 percent drop in sales of all men's underwear products in 2009. Underscoring just how quickly the market has gone south, in November 2008, Mintel had forecast sales to grow by 2.6 percent in 2009. A serious downturn led to a serious revision.

Officials in the business say a variety of factors are to blame, including an influx of private label products from China. But the truth is, the psychology of the recession plays the biggest role.

"Men's basic apparel products probably have the least fluctuating sales of all [apparel products]," Matt Hall, a spokesman for Hanesbrands Inc. said in a brief interview. "But recessions impact all categories and men's underwear sales are no different... Men's underwear is a replenishment item. If you see a dip in the market it is because of the economy. But over a longer-term period it will even out. They tend to be later going into the recession and earlier coming back... Men certainly aren't wearing underwear less frequently than before."

Let's hope not.

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Of course, extending the life of a pair of boxers or briefs is different than simply abandoning the undergarment all together. And here is where Greenspan's economic divination comes into play.

"[Greenspan] once told me that if you think about all the garments in the household, the garment that is most private is the male underpant, because nobody sees it except people in the locker room, but who cares," Krulwich told NPR. "Your children need clothes, your wife needs clothes that have to change, your children grow, you need clothes on the outside. But the last purchase that you don't have to make is underpants.... [men wear them until they are in] total tatters."

And yet, adjustments in the men's underwear market do show some silver linings -- room for growth, one might say. For starters, the sale of briefs (as opposed to boxers) is forecasted by Mintel to rise this year by 0.6 percent, though fall back down in 2010.

Moreover, some higher-end underwear retailers have seen their business improve even in the current slump.

"Our sales have been up this year and we are not sure exactly why. With all the bad news we were expecting sales to fall and they haven't, so we are quite pleased" said Robert Clark, of Skiviez, Inc, the self-proclaimed "men's underwear authority."

And yet, when asked why that might be the case, Clark's reply only further indicated how under duress the American consumer truly is. "My theory is that people still want to treat themselves to a luxury item," he said. "$150 or $170 jeans were pretty popular. But my theory is that sales on those jeans have fallen. People who want a luxury item are now finding it cheaper to simply buy a $20 dollar pair of deigned underwear instead."

FROM MINTEL'S REPORT

ALL UNDERWEAR


2007 retail sales: $4.73 billion (up 3.7 percent from year before)
2008 retail sales: $4.87 billion (up 2.9 percent from the prior year).
2009 forecast: $4.76 billion (down 2.3 percent)

BRIEFS
2007 sales: $1.21 billion (down 3.6 percent)
2008 estimated: $1.17 billion (down 3.0 percent)
2009 forecast: $1.18 billion (up 0.6 percent)
2010 forecast: $1.17 billion (down 1.0 percent)

BOXERS
2007 sales $1.16 billion (up 9.7 percent)
2008 estimates: $1.25 billion (up 7.1 percent)
2009 forecast $1.09 billion (down 3.5 percent)

With reporting by Arthur Delaney As chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan was known for using quirky, proletariat metrics to judge the temperature of the economy. The most famous of these, ...
With reporting by Arthur Delaney As chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan was known for using quirky, proletariat metrics to judge the temperature of the economy. The most famous of these, ...
 
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strange. right around new years I massively splurged on underwear, partly because they were on sale nicely designed DKs. and last month I still bought some pretty well priced ultra colored boxers at Marc Jacobs. As an artist I not often shopping, but there is something reassuring about feeling comfortable and clean while riding a downturn, plus compliments in the locker room are always a spirit lifter.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:57 PM on 04/11/2009
- monkeysuit I'm a Fan of monkeysuit 2 fans permalink

That's great shows you that all of the education and knowledge in the world doesn't mean anything. He uses that sale of mens underwear as his economic indicator. Awesome



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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:07 PM on 04/11/2009
- Spencaa I'm a Fan of Spencaa 13 fans permalink

I'd rate the model 7/10 :3 only because it looks like he stuffed his boxers

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:52 PM on 04/11/2009
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Actually, there seems to be something to these types of studies. The lipstick indicator (women buy more lipstick during troubled economic times: http://planetcheapskate.com/index.php/esteem-esentials/) has been a reliable indicator of downturns since the 40s, and was first noticed by the London Times during the Battle of Britain.

So, women of North America, have you been inclined to splurge a bit on a new lipstick lately (or men, for that matter)?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:29 PM on 04/11/2009

There's a fatal flaw in this projection. It doesn't take into account the fact that a disproportionate segment of the male population is comprised of seniors who recently switched from tighty whities to diapers, including Greenspan himself. I'm surprised he failed to take this into account.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:11 AM on 04/11/2009
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some of us " go commando " on a regular basis,
so i guess we skew the figures
and probably damage the economy.... oh well.

;)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:52 AM on 04/11/2009
- Saidas I'm a Fan of Saidas 8 fans permalink

I'm stuggling with economic problems like everyone else and I've had to make some important decisions and cut back. In order to keep my cable tv and broadband, I've stopped wearing underwear and socks and only wash my cloths when people start making comments.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:48 AM on 04/11/2009
- tomjones44 I'm a Fan of tomjones44 4 fans permalink

Sounds familiar. You in college?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:40 AM on 04/13/2009

Bill Clinton got us into this economic mess. It takes 10-15 years for economic policy to sift through.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:59 PM on 04/10/2009
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u r 2 funny!

no: ridiculous!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:52 AM on 04/11/2009

Ya leaving with surplus, outa wars, country with its best economic condition every is truly a mess, zzzz. you guys will keep losing till you understand just how much Dubbya ruined this country.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:07 AM on 04/11/2009

God. What stupidity. You CONS just cannot admit it...bush and his cronies have screwed up this country so badly that they took us to the brink of disaster. Face it, the GOP is done. Stop blaming Clinton. You sound pathetic.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:27 AM on 04/11/2009
- tomjones44 I'm a Fan of tomjones44 4 fans permalink

who told you that one? the dittohead commander?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:42 AM on 04/13/2009
- politicky I'm a Fan of politicky 14 fans permalink
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Yeah, that Greenspan dude, an effing genius if I ever saw one....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:51 PM on 04/10/2009

That has got to be one of the classic all time worst photographs ever taken.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 PM on 04/10/2009

Please stop with the homophobic commentary. Are you jealous that you don't look like that, or worried that the pic might cause some arousal? Or are you afraid that someone will see you coming to this story about men's underwear (why are you here, by the way) and get the 'wrong' impression about you?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:44 AM on 04/11/2009
- tomjones44 I'm a Fan of tomjones44 4 fans permalink

I'm jealous

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:44 AM on 04/13/2009

No. It's hot.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:28 AM on 04/11/2009
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FinallyI get to express my observations on a public forum rather than to my wife, grown kids, my parents, aunts, uncles etc.... I DON'T NEED UNDERWEAR (MENS) MODELED FOR ME! I have no beef about women's underwear being modeled. But our mens underwear never changes...boxers or briefs they don't change.

To model men's underwear is ridiculous and as far as an economic indicator...it's probably a good one in that instead of washing them we would rather toss them and now we just wear them until they are able to walk to the nearest washing machine to collapse in exhaustion .

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:48 PM on 04/10/2009
- Jond0 I'm a Fan of Jond0 11 fans permalink
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The men's underwear model is for the WOMEN who buy the clothes for their men. Lots of women do the shopping for their guy. It's like playing dolls when they were little -- they get to make the man of their dreams. Hence the hunk above.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:20 PM on 04/10/2009
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Is that why men look at Maxim?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:47 AM on 04/11/2009

They way I look at the economy also has to do with the clothing industry. If women's dresses are going up, and men's pant are going down, things are going as usual.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:03 AM on 04/10/2009

you wear underpants?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:57 AM on 04/10/2009
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I'm most concerned about the volume of men's undergarments that seem to fall outside of the "Boxers or Briefs" category. Let's see...

$4.76 Billion of "underwear"
-$1.18 Billion in briefs and
-$1.09 Billion in boxers leaves
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$2.49 Billion worth of what?

When did we become a nation of J. Edgar Hoovers?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:10 AM on 04/10/2009

FYI, most of the rest is "undershirts"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:47 AM on 04/11/2009
- NJmikeV I'm a Fan of NJmikeV 50 fans permalink

It's true folks, the economy has hit the skids.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:38 PM on 04/09/2009
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