Levi Johnston In Esquire: Learning How To Cook With Sarah Palin

Esquire's new "How to Be a Man" issue features a profile of Todd Palin that includes some insight into the life of one gentleman who could probably use a little advice himself these days -- Levi Johnston. Here's an excerpt, showing a glimpse of Levi when he will still slated to marry Sarah Palin's daughter:

Bristol comes into the kitchen with Levi Johnston, her fiancé. He's a good-looking kid, very Abercrombie & Fitch. He says hi all around but doesn't say much more. When he's over here, it's usually just him and Todd and Trig in a house full of women, and the women dominate the conversation. He nods at Todd and Todd nods back.

"Levi got his wedding ring stuck on his thumb," Molly says.

"Levi!" Sarah says. "That's par for the course. That means you're stuck. That's symbolic or something." She pulls a roast out of the refrigerator and calls Levi over and starts showing him how to marinate it. "Now, Levi, look, I'm gonna put this stuff in here. . . ."

More at Esquire.com.

Now, of course, the couple has split, their families are feuding, and Johnston has suggested he may sue for custody of their child.

The issue, featuring a mix-and-match cover, hit newstands Friday. Along with the Johnston story, it includes a list of 31 things a man should own and 66 men to emulate. (Levi isn't one of them.)

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Comments

[rayy]

08:31 AM on 04/13/2009

Todd Palin is not someone you'd want to emulate either, although I wouldn't mind having his looks!

[deosil]

01:25 PM on 04/13/2009

I´ll bet you´re better looking...the first dud is kind of swarmy looking........

[neverbeenfooled]

02:08 PM on 04/12/2009

I wonder who that character from "Deliverence" will be shoving into the turkey header for Sarah's next Thanksgivig photo op?

[applescruff]

01:28 PM on 04/12/2009

Sarah can see Russia from her home but can't see that her daughter is banging her bo in the next room.

[exile]

03:26 AM on 04/12/2009

one word

tight lipped biotch.

[NoMoreFreepers]

04:53 AM on 04/12/2009

EXACTLY

[coolrebel63]

03:12 AM on 04/12/2009

sarah palin was closer to being president of the united states than most of us care to remember. if paulson had not let lehmans fail, and the press had been given access to palin (rather than hiding her and making her lack of skill into an issue), would OH, PA, VA, FL, and NC gone to Obama?

i doubt it.

[Punchumgum]

04:52 AM on 04/12/2009

She was fine until they stopped hiding her from the press. The folks in "OH, PA, VA, FL, and NC" - along with every other State would have known even earlier that she is stupid. And that Obama is not.

Dream on.

[Vidsweet]

02:50 PM on 04/12/2009

Really??? He said on video that there are 57 states in the USA and that Austrian is a language. Hmm. No vitriol spewed at him, tho, what's the matter?. I like Biden, but he has gaffes, too. You have a Double standard. So if you won't call Obama out on those mistakes, your other criticisms of Palin's gaffes are not credible and irrelevant.

You claim Obama's not stupid---yet for all his popularity and claimed brilliance and the media's love for his "dream team", he was an EPIC FAILURE at getting anything from his European trip. No combat troops, no money from EU, just 1 Guantanamo prisoner to France, no strongly worded letter from NATO (they didn't even say if the launch was a missile or a satellite in the letter), NADA. I'd say that was pretty weak, and his weakness in responding to N Korea and Pirates was pretty stupid-- Iran, N Korea and pirates are doing more to test him. Second US boat was captured by pirates after the Maersk incident! For all his briliiance, he couldn't find a sophisticated way to convince and persuade or kill with boredom with his oration the members of the EU, who happen to LIKE him. Can't even convince his friends, all that supposed logic and sophistication didn't translate, huh? It's like Michael from The Office asking for an investment from his Nana (grandma) and being REJECTED. Yep, that's Obama, can't even convince his OWN friends. haha. Good luck with N Korea.

[coco51]

10:51 AM on 04/12/2009

All your belated quarterbacking cannot erase the loss. However, you blame Paulson NOT Bush and the Republican Party for removing regulations that created mack truck sized loopholes for bad business practice at Lehman (and other banks- 23 to date, I presume) which led to it's failure, why?

[Muskered]

12:03 AM on 04/12/2009

Mrs Palin, you're trying to seduce me . . . aren't you?

[Ellyllon]

11:12 PM on 04/11/2009

What? Wolf puppy stew?

[denicci1977]

10:13 PM on 04/11/2009

The actions of the teens Bristol and Levi are not surprising. What else did anyone expect--they are YOUNG and IMMATURE !? I place all the blame of this media frenzy and finger pointing on the adults. Palin is the Governor and as a mother it is her responsibility to protect her children, not throw them out there and use them. Now she is fighting in the media with a teenage boy, but she couldn't name a single paper or magazine she read ? Something is not right with this woman. For the love of God and America, please let's keep this loon away from becoming President.

[cloudmaker]

07:08 PM on 04/11/2009

Abercrombe & Fitch. That's about the gayest look you can achieve.

[maribelle1963]

06:30 PM on 04/11/2009

Sarah to Levi:

1. You're STUCK in this marriage so don't think of getting out of it.
2. Dammit, learn to cook.

Run, Levi, run.

[KarlfromMD]

06:07 PM on 04/11/2009

Enough already. Sad story. Stupid kids. Angry parents. The media should give the whole thing a rest. No more stories about either side of this dispute. I feel sorry for the baby.

[wagadog]

04:19 PM on 04/11/2009

well he certainly knows how to put a bun in the oven.

NEXT!

[Gigums]

03:54 PM on 04/11/2009

Yuk!!!!!

[me again]

02:48 PM on 04/11/2009

Another trumped up photo op for Palin......

[Cambridge9]

01:04 PM on 04/11/2009

If Levi had character he would have refused to join Palin's campaign where he was put on show. Between all of them (the Palins and the Johnstons) there's little difference. They all seem - to me - to be superficial attention seekers. But that's just me.

[madisonhack]

01:55 PM on 04/11/2009

Well, the fact that he is only a kid gives him a break in my book. Sarah Palin, on the other hand, is a narcissist who has power and position and deserves neither. If the weight of lawsuits bankrupts this hillbilly b*i*t*c*h then I'll be happy. The hate and lies she spread during the campaign should be enough for ANYBODY to take that kid's word over hers. Look no further than her own family bio if you want to know whether Bristol and Levi were doing it in the house, right under Sarah's nose. It wouldn't surprise me if Todd were actually the father of that kid.

[Cambridge9]

03:08 PM on 04/11/2009

Well, of course, i'm going by my own standards. By the time I was 17 I was an adult, earning my own living and accepting my own responsibilities. Of course that was in a different era. In Britain high school was over at age16 (back in the 50') with better than today's 18 education. It's sad that KIDS (as you refer to Levi and Bristol) aren't expected to grow up until they are out of college - if then. It's time parents returned to parenting.

[mimigrammy]

02:16 PM on 04/11/2009

What do you mean by character. He is just a kid with sperm and Bristol was just a kid with fertile eggs. Their characters are not at issue here. However, their parents character should be.