Conservative Campaign Organizers Have Sex On The Brain (VIDEO)

This poor dude. First he started a grassroots campaign to support the conservative tea bagging movement, only to discover "tea bagging" meant something vastly different than what he expected.

Then he signed on to support NOM (the National Organization for Marriage), the group behind the "gathering gay storm" video. They launched a campaign called "2M4M" aka two million for marriage. On the Interweb this too has other connotations as the video's creator notes on his YouTube page:

If "m4m" is "man looking for a man, "2m4m" is "two men looking for a man." It could, however, also refer to a man looking for another man twice. Or two men times four men.

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Comments

[toakleaf]

This is even funnier!

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss196/toakleaf/ProtestSign.jpg

[JD1954]

If the conservo-facists wanted to communicate that they were moving away from the policies of Laura Bush they could call their group:

'Reverse Cowgirl'

[kareemachan]

I think this says something quite basic about him...

[alexis d]

Now someone just needs to suggest to Michael Steele that there needs to be a grass-roots "Dirty Sanchez" movement to rid our country of illegal immigrants.

[OdaNobunaga]

Then a "Cleveland Steamer" movement to bring jobs back to Ohio.

[Jethro13]

And I'm sure the PETA protest will be the "Angry Dolphin" or "Donkey punch"
As well and I'm sure the union for magicians and circus acts will be called the "Houdini"

[Bruupo]

CFNM will be next. Conservatives For something, something. Someone help me out with the rest, please.

It's only right, it's the fetish of any old, white Republicans who aren't in the closet.

[Copeword]

How about : Conservatives For Normal Marriages.

[Bruupo]

Very nice, I think this might work. It's just down-homey and oversimplified enough to sucker them in.

[jakitchen]

or Conservatives for Neanderthal Movement.

[Bruupo]

Accurate, but I don't know if they would dance to it.

[LeaderofMen]

This debacle reminds me why neocons will NOT win the culture war. They are not living in the 21st century yet. Indeed, their religion requires them to shun any sort of cultural change that differs from the 12th century.

[jfrisco11]

this guy is gay in the closet. I'm gay, I won't sleep with him

[RealityBaseCamp]

That's kinda what I wonder about some of them: 2 gay 4 gay?

[Ourrias]

Funny!

The Ayn Rand "Atlas Shrugged" reference at the end - nice touch!

[thevealchop]

this guy has that same stare Scientologists have

[Matt Wilstein]

Here's my parody of NOM's Gathering Storm video. Gathering Twister:
http://gotchamedia.blogspot.com/2009/04/gathering-twister.html

[dm10003]

the gathering gay storm video said something about a "rainbow coalition"...

[Meh]

Overdone. We get it, we get it. 2M 4M. Too much explaining going on. I've never heard one teabag routine yet, other than this one, actually use the phase, "teabagging is..." followed by "putting your testicles in someone's mouth." At this point it doesn't really need to be spelled out. The 2M 4M joke might have been clever if it, too, hadn't been explained at length.

[Tracy Hale]

"Atlas Shrugged" book on tape....LOL

[AntiRethuglican]

What brain?

[kylennblack]

What? They didn't run this by Larry Craig before going public? HAHAHAHAHA!