Rush Limbaugh Begins Slapping Himself On-Air To "Simulate Torture" (AUDIO)

Rush Limbaugh read the torture memos and got inspired to perform a brief act of self-torture and strenuous exercise, just like the old-timey radio pornographers used to do back in the Roaring Twenties! It sounded exactly as dirty as this:

LIMBAUGH: *SLAP* I just slapped myself! *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* I'm torturing myself, right now! That's torture! *SLAP* According to these people. *SLAP* If there is another hit...ahhhhh - ahhhh - *sigh*...welllll *SLAP* *sigh* UHHHHHHB....wooooofff.

OK, so I'm definitely taking that whole section out of context. But, hey, at least I'm aware that the approved torture techniques went way beyond slapping.

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Comments

[flossophy]

This is why Rash is historically significant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMc0fDY8MDA&feature=related

[BoyInBOYCOTT]

I'd like to pay Limbaugh back personally, but I think the title SENATOR behind Al Franken's name will do the trick nicely. I'm thinkin' MASSIVE STROKE.

[Wilbur]

On air, hopefully.

Wilbur

[wordvarc]

Limbaugh, the intellectual leader of the GOP knows everything and is always right.
Those were self-congradulatory pats not torture slaps.

[talkitreal]

GRADE OBAMA'S PERFORMANCE SO FAR, AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO HIS FIRST 100 DAYS!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/

[flossophy]

wow... 45% give him an F

[mountaingal]

No wonder the conservative base is shrinking. Rush is a joke.

[mrtool2u]

This is great,I did not realize how much El Rushbo really gets under these winey little liberal thin skins.
Just admit you guys,you listen to him because you know he makes sense,it's okay,you can come out of the closet. That is the difference between libs and conservatives,we will not listen to the left for no reason,why,because they NEVER make any sense.

[Ellyllon]

'Winey' might explain your peculiar use of the language, & - one might say - 'liberal' use of commas...

[fshrmn]

Somebody call in his show and challenge him to be waterboarded by CIA. I would make the call, but the idea of talking to him creeps me out.

[eeyore5662]

You can't do that. Somebody else wrote that they use drugs in torture. Limbone would enjoy it way too much.

[5150]

Drugs are used to amplify the horror of the torture. Talk is fierce and they can shut their eyes but not their ears. The insect thing was done with restraints, stripped, smeared honey and biting red ants.

[badtimes]

His cognitive processes lead me to conclude he's been slammed headfirst into plywood already.

[ropadopa]

I am not surprised at what Rush, Sean and the rest of them are doing these days, they are living in an era where ideas count and the have none. What bothers the hell out of me is the amount of Americans who continue to see and hear these absolutely ridiculous conduct and statements and believes these guys have a contribution to make to the national dialogue.

[penjai]

Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, O'reily, Miller..face slaps and eye pokes all around...on me!

[arpaul]

I'll believe he's sincere when he waterboards himself.

[Ratfink1]

S&Mers fall into a different category than everybody else when in comes to an affinity for abuse. Having said that, he should give me 30 minutes with the 4 memo's in hand then we can re-evaluate what his opinion is.

[harriscrl3]

Hey Rush let me SLAP you and then you will know its torture. Slapping yourself is NOTHING me slapping you well trust me you will know what torture IS.

Carol

[G-guy]

the only torture Limbaugh can tolerate, is the torture he puts the listener through.