Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: The GOP's Grudge Against Bo Obama, Playstation Porn, And More! (VIDEO)

Huffington Post   |  Patrick Waldo   |   04/18/09 12:20 PM

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Jay Leno took on the legal profession this week, praising the economic downturn for putting lawyers out on the street. Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand, mocked the scientific community, saying:

"Scientists in Iran have successfully cloned a goat. Great job, scientists. Hey, by the way, AIDS still exists."

More from Stephen Colbert on deregulation, Jimmy Kimmel on porn for kids and David Letterman on the GOP's grudge against Bo Obama.

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Jay Leno took on the legal profession this week, praising the economic downturn for putting lawyers out on the street. Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand, mocked the scientific community, saying: "Sci...
Jay Leno took on the legal profession this week, praising the economic downturn for putting lawyers out on the street. Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand, mocked the scientific community, saying: "Sci...
 
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Actually, Mark Steyn is funnier than all of the above combined. Problem is, his humor is way too far over the heads of the typical jobless liberal who can stay up to all hours watching suck-up (and sucky) "comedians" on late-night TV.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:21 PM on 04/19/2009
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Yeah, that's the ticket. His humor is just too sophisticated for us liberals. Yeah, that sounds about right.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 AM on 04/20/2009
- Clavis I'm a Fan of Clavis 38 fans permalink

Why so angry?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:55 PM on 04/20/2009
- JMBrodie I'm a Fan of JMBrodie 246 fans permalink
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Um, I'm sorry. I don't get it. Talk slower, please....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:13 PM on 04/20/2009

where's your link, if he's so great

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:13 PM on 04/20/2009
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Jimmy Kimmel sh o ots! Scores!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:52 AM on 04/19/2009
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Jimmy Kimmel shoots! Scores!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:52 AM on 04/19/2009
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I thought Fallon's joke was alright. He's at least as funny as Conan, who was a lot weaker than Fallon when he started out.

Conan and Letterman do a lot more stalling (aimless banter with bandleaders, etc. etc.) than actual jokes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:02 PM on 04/18/2009
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Letterman has to repeat everything he says at least twice. I h a te to say it, but he's almost as bad as Bush in that regard. (Well, OK, maybe not almost....)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:13 AM on 04/19/2009

I think he's just getting old

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:13 PM on 04/20/2009

I think he's mimicing one of his idols, Johnny Carson.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:21 PM on 04/20/2009
- Forester I'm a Fan of Forester 96 fans permalink
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"We Got Nothing"

Now THAT is branding.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:35 PM on 04/18/2009
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"Why couldn't the Obamas get an AMERICAN Water Dog?" That's not much of a stretch from the kinds of things Republicans actually are saying about Obama.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:17 AM on 04/19/2009
- vinny I'm a Fan of vinny 72 fans permalink
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one of these things is not like the other...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:49 PM on 04/18/2009
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when a group of people get together and decide to clone a goat, how long does it take for 1 of those people to suggest sticking both a male and female goat in a cage and shut the lights off?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:13 PM on 04/18/2009
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This was passed along to me by my Liberal friend who is getting it from a few of her (ugh!) conservative friends.

"OK all you good conservatives, time for action. MSNBC the most liberal of networks has an online poll to grade Obama. They know we don't watch their network, and the votes will pile up from misguided liberals with high grades.

EVERYONE, click on the link below and give him the "F" he deserves. As of now he has 50% "A" grade from the liberals. We can drive this down.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/

PLEASE VOTE AND THEN PASS THIS ON!!! It only takes a minute ? one click!
VOTE...AND THEN SPREAD THE WORD TO YOUR OTHER CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS, ASSOCIATES, FAMILY AND SITES!"

According to my friend, they are trying to keep this all to the conservatives so the vote will be in their favor and the media can have ammo to fire back at the Dems.

Now, we can't let that happen, can we?

So, all my Democratic friends, get on the ball, click on and vote. Don't let the conservatives think they are winning!

And just so I am not spamming this thing on all threads, how about some of you posting this on other threads??

LET'S NOT LET THE CONSERVATIVES EVEN THINK THEY ARE WINNING (even tho we know they aren't!!)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:29 PM on 04/18/2009
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You don't have much of a life, do you?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:15 PM on 04/18/2009

Liberal and proud of it. Funny stuff, "misguided liberals" LOLOLOLOL!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:59 AM on 04/19/2009
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Manipulating online polls via emails is very common. In fact, the word for it is "freeping". This is why online polls have no meaning.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:10 PM on 04/19/2009
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Gee" Golly ! Whiz! Another Fox-Faux "Fair & Balanced" Voter Survey???

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:21 AM on 04/20/2009

Gosh, it hurts to watch Jimmy Fallon and his jokes. That dude has no character for a comedian, i don't know how he's made it this far.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:38 PM on 04/18/2009
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i watched the first week to see how terrible it was.. it was mediocre even in its horribleness. the roots are amazing tho..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:12 PM on 04/18/2009
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He's Jimmy Kimmel's e v i l twin.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:54 AM on 04/19/2009
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I don't care for his show either. It kinda gives me the creeps.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:11 PM on 04/20/2009
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Kimmel's inappropriate censorship is pure genius.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:34 PM on 04/18/2009
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All funny but the Fallon joke. Is he still on the air?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:26 PM on 04/18/2009
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I hope the child didn't say that for real.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:54 PM on 04/18/2009
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It's one of those things Jimmy does where he takes the first letter and blanks it to let your dirty mind fill in the wrong blank. The probability is the kid said "Fighting". or even "Flying".

If you ever watch his show he does that a lot with a segment called "unnecessary censorship" where it SOUNDS like they are cussing but aren't by putting a BLEEP where the word would be.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:25 PM on 04/18/2009
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I hope he did, lol. (But I suspect he didn't and the whole thing was a put-up job from the get-go....)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:11 AM on 04/19/2009
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I am giving Kimmel this one.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:28 PM on 04/18/2009
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Fallon, Kimmel, and Conan are all younger than Leno and Letterman but not a third as funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:06 PM on 04/18/2009

My comment posted Apr. 12

"The decision to choose a Portuguese water dog, shows us once again how un-American Obama is!"
Next weeks criticism of Obama by the right wingnuts.

Hey Dave, you stole my line. Oh well, I guess great minds think alike!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:39 AM on 04/18/2009
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If I was a comedy writer I'd be reading these boards daily.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:26 PM on 04/18/2009
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