Glenn Beck Expresses 'Erotic' Joy From Man Cutting Trees And Hunting On Earth Day

It turns out that the unrelenting insanity that I had hoped Glenn Beck might put on display on Teabag Day, he saved in reserve for Earth Day! On Beck's radio show, the host talked to some forest manager, who was going to be cutting down trees for some hunter. "This is like Nirvana here," he said, "This is not only going to hack off all the environmentalists but all the PETA people as well." (Nobody give Glenn a sad by telling him that environmentalists are actually okay with cutting down trees and sustainable forest management, okay?)

Anyway, this presented Beck with a cognitive challenge. What would happen if he was forced to keep two ideas - chopping down trees and shooting deer - in his head at the same time? In short order came the answer. "I need some Barry White music!" Beck exclaimed, "This is almost full-fledged light some candles! This is eroticism!" And for a minute there, you got the feeling like an epic talk-radio jeans-creaming was about to unfold.

Unfortunately, when the forest manager told Beck that he was just cutting down tiny "junk" Aspen trees and not mighty oaks, it was clear that the news was a total bonerkiller.

I hear it happens to lots of guys, Glenn. Maybe next time, you should just try to imagine yourself straight up WRECKING that deer corpse!

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Comments

[echampi1]

What is wrong with him? Who gets off on clearcutting trees in order to hunt deer. Making paper is good! ya right, no pollution involved in that process at all. There are so many things wrong with this interview I don't even know where to begin. Who seriously watches Glenn Beck other than for comedic purposes?

[solarian]

does beck know where the oxygen comes from try trees and grow things it is called respiration

[Nicholas Jones]

That is just plain creepy. Thank god the guy told him that he was cutting down smaller trees, I thought Beck would break out the lotion at any second.

[billthinx]

7th Grader Glenn Beck finds it erotic to watch trees cut down. He could really get his jollies watching the irreversible clear-cutting of the Amazon.

[Womanvoter4Obama]

Clearly Glenn could use some kitty kat...he needs a woman ...like yesterday!

[keysbreezin]

"give Glenn a sad" and "bonerkill­er"....... I love it!

[FabulousAt52]

Attempt # 6

Glenn Beck = "Biff" from Back to the Future movies.... (the dum.b bully jock)

[MikeDu]

If you chart many right wing opinion you can only conclude their ositions are taken for little more than spite. They express a dislike for "tree huggers" so they take absurd environmental positions to spite them. They express a dislike for the ACLU so they take absurd civil liberties positions to spite them. Their defense of torture has less to do with intelligence and more to do with retribution.

[Miketou]

I can't believe this guy!

[Steven Anderson]

What does Republicans have to do with it? I am not even a Republican because I think they have become to liberal but I also think that Glen Beck's statements are flat out disgusting and show a lack of respect for the planet that allows him to have the joy of life that he lives. People have to start taking the planet a heck of a lot more seriously than they do presently, liberal and conservative. I can not believe the things that are going on with the planet, the daily, in your face stories by scientist and so little is actually done.

[Birdman]

Republicans have everyhing to do with it because that particular group of politicians have done everything they possibly could to keep from passing necessary laws to protect the enviroment. Have you forgotten the debate during the elections that Global warming was not caused by man? Every signle republcain politician and pundit have said global warming is not real for at least the last 8 years. Regan even undid many enviromental laws, and you have to ask what republicans have to do with it? wow

[michiganman2]

GLENN

GIVE ME BACK MY SWEATER!!!

[DaynaMichelle]

His message seems to be one of hate the environment, animals, liberals, and common sense. One day all this hate, and fear he spews is going to bite him in the butt. The environment is NOT just a liberal cause nor should it be, but there theory honestly is that God is the ONLY one that can destroy this earth so screw it!

[saynotocults]

It would appear that the right wants to kill everything that lives. They don't seem to care about the world they're leaving to their children.

[FlamingLibrul]

The wingnuts do seem awfully obsessed with the amount of "Debt" being left for the children- oh pllleeease not the children! But preserving wildlife, water and clean air for future generations? Pfffft, who needs it- when there's a profit to be had somewhere, and a liberal position to totally mock.

A "Conservative" Beck fan actually said that Earth Day was a Democrat(ic) party conspiracy- purposfully held a week after the teabagging protests. Yes folks, the 39th Annual Earth Day, brought to you by Dem. members of Congress. Oy Vay.

[rjdemont]

Little known fact- There are now more trees in North America than when Europeans first arrived. Though the proportion of species and locations are all out of whack.

[JulieSA]

It's native grasslands that are endangered. You have to destroy a lot of trees to restore prairies back to pre-european condition.

[JulieSA]

White-tailed deer are far more numerous now too. They destroy habitat that endangered species use.

[JulieSA]

White-tailed deer are far more numerous now too. They de s troy habitat that endangered species use.

[ashabot]

Little known fact- There is almost NO natural forest left. Habitat for wild life, as well as the environment upon which life as we know it depends, has already slid over the brink of an environmental disaster the likes of which we have never seen.

[Birdman]

Really I think you are a bit off there the simple fact that we have huge cities in which we live that in many places used to be forests and wilderness makes you statement a bit hard to swallow. I remember growoing up in a small town 40 years ago 1 block from my home was a hardwood forests it went on for miles and miles, you know what is there now? Houses taht go on for mile sand miles and no trees well at least not the White Oak trees that were there. Just the trees that the homeowners planted,and that is far less than the trees that were there. The nice little creek that used to run near there as well now looks liek a drainage ditch. Now you might be right in some places where cities are and there were no trees and people planted them maybe that is true, but I find it hard to beleive that it would result in more trees than when we arrived here. Considering Like the community grew up in has far fewer trees than there is now.

[Jinxykb]

After 'drill baby drill' this is no surprise. Good luck on making destroying the plan 'coooool'.