Top Ten Surprises In Sarah Palin's Memoir (VIDEO)

The news that Sarah Palin signed a book deal with HarperCollins to pen her memoir was met with shouts of glee from the comedy world and suicide threats from the literary world. Fortunately, on HuffPost Comedy we get to focus on the former. Last night, David Letterman devoted his top ten list to the former VP candidate, giving away the secrets of the impending tell-all.

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[American50]

GO Sara!!!!!! One great lady

[Jimmy Catarina]

Here is kinda funny opinion related Sarah and Alaska's future.

http://www.whatpercent.com/opinion/society/economy/we-should-sell-alaska-to-help-our-national-deficit/241

[BannedInBoston]

Know what really did Palin in and with her the McCain/Palin ticket? It wasn't the outfits, it wasn't the Biden debate, and it wasn't the Kouric interview. It was Tina Fey's send-ups of her on SNL....

[rowzeer]

That's b/c Fey didn't have to change a word. She used Palin own words and that's what made it hilarious and showed us how Palin was way out of her league

[flyers]

Hey Dave, your political jokes are old now, how about doing some jokes about someone who is relevant in the political process these days.

And for anyone who thinks just because the Republicans may be stupid enough to nominate her in 2012, she is the Walter Mondale/George McGovern/Michael Dukakis of the Republican party as she would lose to Obama in a landslide.

[NewArtz]

"I'll Get Back with You on That" by Sarah Palin. It'll make a good sketchbook.

[BannedInBoston]

Or (according to Letterman), "I'll Get on My Back with You".

[dukesman]

Will there be an English version of the books?

[DaisyDooks]

Wait...tha­t's too cold. hehehe

[Vixter]

No, but there will be a glossary in the back.

[ignoranceequalsfear]

I's love to see a word count of the use of the word "that" and "then" and how they are used randomly and incomensurate with proper use of English.

She's the female GWB if English slaughtering. WIth a similar level of (non)intellectual curiosity and concern for the welfare of other human beings besides her own frightenin­gly-remove­d-from-rea­lity family.... Rember GHW Bush's admission he never made a purchase in a grocery store in his life.

[Cogs]

I am going to hold out for the audio tape version which reportedly will be read by James Earl Jones.

[ron071]

FAR TOO MUCH IS WRITTEN ABOUT PALIN! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

[jane gutowski]

You better get used to it. Shes here to stay and she will be the nominee in 2012.

[BannedInBoston]

Rush likes her. That probably ices it (so to speak....)

[NoMoosestew]

Jane I sure do hope that Palin will be running in 2012. I will enjoy watching her lose again. wink wink you betcha. On a serious note anyone who honestly feels she is intelligent enough to run this country has a few screws loose.

[Huero]

And this site keeps her in the spotlight!

[Aja321]

Sadly, only a few laughs in this

[Virginia Plain]

Being a good Christian woman an' all, surely Palin doesn't believe in ghostwriters?

[Zen0469]

Perhaps she believes if it is a Ghostwriter in the Sky.

[Clevella]

That would be a Holy Ghost writer.

[Virginia Plain]

Ka-ching! :-)

[thinkingwomanmillstone]

she's hiring someone to write it for her. And then she'll have to hire someone to read it to her.

[Virginia Plain]

Class, thinkingwo­manmillsto­ne!

Pure class!

That's the BEST comment I have read on Palin's proposed book.

[kathy001]

LMAO!!!

[ResistanceisFutile]

There is a fine line between LMAO and LAMO

[Faithnhope]

laugh of the day.

[pathenry]

And she'll find a way to charge it to the taxpayers in Alaska, all without ever leaving Wasilla.

[tora]

She knows the alphabet?

[Circulum Quadrare]

Here we have another surprise:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA-M2NfFAjU

[mema01]

It just is unbelievable that Palin and Presidential candidate can be in the same sentence. I just cannot take her seriously even as a Gov. of Ak.

[jazzybo]

LOL I can't stop laughing! Brain transplant?Are you sure she's a candidate?