Miss California Coverage In A Minute (VIDEO)

Carrie Prejean stormed into our lives last month when she responded to Perez Hilton's question about gay marriage by showing her firm support for opposite marriage. Since then she's come out against satan, signed up with the anti-gay marriage group NOM, caused a Miss California rep to resign, caught the eye of the Donald probably with her pageant-funded boob job, become Sarah Palin's BFF, had many topless pics of her released and became a Fox News anchor. That all seems about right.

But what of the coverage? What of the hours and hours of cable news devoted to Ms. Prejean? Are we supposed to forget it or, worse yet, watch it all? We here at the Huffington Post wouldn't let either of those things happen so we've condensed hundreds of hours of talking heads and sound bites to (roughly) 60 seconds for your consumption.

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[Cyberoptic]

I think it is interesting that she is a Barbie clone.

[Zen0469]

Typical repukligan. Get the hook and get her off the stage.

[jjgg5]

I am not a fan of Miss California. But, as a patriotic American, I wish her the best-of-luck in the Miss Universe Pageant.

[quixoto]

She's not participating. She's the runner-up. Miss USA is Miss North Carolina.. I think. Who knows? She gets no press whatsoever.

[VonTeshyn]

Didn't think I could stomach even 59 seconds more of this woman, but glad I did. Brilliant-­-absolutel­y priceless!

[MurrayAbraham]

All this fuss because she simply stated her opinion which is her right. Besides I don't think she ever said same-sex marriage shouldn't be legal.

[AnotherTry]

The fuss began when she claimed she lost because of her answer. She, like most conservatives, complain when they can't break the rules.

[PCMinistry]

She broke the rules?

[humble liberty]

She's free to state her opinion, it was just a steaming pile and predictably championed by the folks in the video who think public marriage is too weak to be equal, or worse (private church ceremonies, nobody cares. They deny hetero marriages all the time).

No, everyone does not have a choice... was she asleep last year in California? Gay couples can't get a marriage license, file jointly, might be barred from spousal visits in hospitals, etc.

And opposite marriage is something I hadn't heard before, mildly funny.

[humble liberty]

She also isn't some shopper crossing the street. She wants to represent the whole country in at least a service work type of way?

Lose the tired, old "what was so bad about the back of the bus mentality?" to equal marriage.

[Applecheeks]

Here's why I dislike her...she put me on the side of Perez Hilton and Shanna Mokler. For THAT, she must be punished!

[Octoberluna]

hear hear - I cannot stand the spunk that spews from the mouth of PNasty and while I think he (slightly) put her on the spot, she opened her own mouth and spewed forth a particular brand of garbage few of us (clear minded and whole hearted folk) can swallow.

[Rynox]

She's entitled to her opinion, even if it's an unconstitutional opinion.

[x004Ronin]

As long as she doesn't have a long Hispanic name, of course. :-D

[Applecheeks]

Ya, just an elite french one.

[Willow207]

Yea, Trump came in and baled her sorry ass out of the "nudie" mess, for her to right around less than a week later and break her contract AGAIN on two counts.......she failed to appear on Larry King, as per the pageants agreement....and she booked a neo con "Fox" show on her own without approval of the pageant committee. Ahh yes, Miss Loser Lite--after Sarah Palin that is--couldn't make it to the Larry King show because she had been out the night before on the east coast partying it up on her brithday!!!!!

Isn't she just the role model every mother of a teenage daughter should seek out, right there next to Bristol Palin!!!!

Well cheer up and take heart because her reign as the Biggest Loser of California is almost over, and she will be recorded in US history as the second biggest buffoon right next to Sarah Palin!!!!

[Octoberluna]

When the Donald has had his brief and floppy way with her we will be rid of the ridiculous thing for a time - until there is another domedumbuub to take the stage.

[mapleaforever]

The "unknown comic fodder". "Hey Chuckie, Chuckie, Chuckie!!!"

All she needs is the paper bag over her head.

[mapleaforever]

Future real housewife of Orange county. She already has the ridiculously obvious fake rack.

[eveningprim]

ha- the editing here is perfect- thank you- comedy

[mamala4]

Palin/Prejean in 2012....that's was the repugs are thinkin'

[AmericCanuck]

How can she talk with those lips?

[progressivelady]

the cinservitive pagent queen the gift that keep's on giving

[BannedInBoston]

"Thou shalt model nude." It's in Leviticus.