The "Real Housewives of New York City" is mesmerizing in its insanity. There are countesses dumped via email, crazy former models who go on trial, big-eyed skinny girls with bigger-mouthed friends--it's endlessly entertaining, even more so when we cut through the product-endorsements and forced niceties of the "reality" show and imagine what the women really want to say to each other...
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