06/23/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Adam Lambert's Duet With Susan Boyle (VIDEO)

America is upset that Adam Lambert lost "American Idol" (even though it's its own damn fault), but we know one lady who's glad Adam's back on the market: Susan Boyle. The frumpy queen of lowering expectations gets her hooks into the homosexual hottie in the following video and sparks fly.


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