Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Terror Goo, Body Scanners, And The Downhill Dodge (VIDEO)

David Letterman introduced us to a new kind of car this week with the "Downhill Dodge," a motorless vehicle sure to meet new mileage standards.

Jon Stewart, on the other hand, addressed a homegrown terror plot foiled this week in New York. According to Fox News, the bombs were made not of C4 but "fake goo." Stewart said their stinger missiles were actually giant hot dogs, their cell phones were actually Pez dispensers, and their beards were actually bees.

More from Jimmy Kimmel on the Governator and Stephen Colbert on Bob Graham below.

For last week's best jokes click here.


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[rini]

Yeah, Stephen is the only one who has gone beyond old school stand-up comic timing. He is rapid fire and smart with amazing mimicry capabilities. He does theater of the absurd.

[ranchero42]

Is Dave suggesting an acronym change? Instead of Fix It Again Tomorrow we now get "Push Her Uphill Again Tomorrow". PHUAT?

[ChelseaC]

Leno is my favorite!

[Ken71]

Memo to Jimmy Kimmel: Tel Aviv is not the capital of Israel.

[sbrown80]

Yes it is.

[Gerry Copeland]

No, it isn't. Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.

[JDJase]

hmm, slow week i guess

[Kiwisuz]

Oh wow. Can't get this video :(

[sector1463]

If you look on Stevenathome on twitter you will see he did twitter that. Hilarious.

[Lahonda]

Colbert!!!

[quixoto]

Colbert was funny.
Take that, Twitter!