Credit Card Company Erupts In Fit Of Gun-Wielding Sobs When It Hears Of New Federal Protections (VIDEO)
Recently, the Senate approved legislation curbing the most egregious practices of credit card companies, after President Obama pushed the bill designed to protect consumers from surprise charges. This means no more fine print, no more unannounced payment deadlines...in short, an end to the party for our plastic overlords. Hell, maybe even McCain will get out of debt now.
It's unlike our friends over at Funny or Die to let such an occasion pass without taking a swipe at the companies that helped us spiral into fiasco, so they got some guys together and reenacted the meeting in which credit card bigwigs were told of the changes. It went really well, everyone was super happy.