Patrick Duffy And A Crab Discuss Threesomes (VIDEO)
As some of you might know by now, Patrick Duffy is awesome and we have a huge friend crush on him. The sitcom star turned Web videographer released his first "Patrick Duffy and the Crab" masterpiece just before his 60th birthday. In it, the Crab explained social networking sites to Duffy while he nodded along in awe.
The second video got more deep, with the Crab daring Patrick to eat a dime and Duffy eventually caving in. I think it was an Berkelian metaphor about the nature of immaterialism, or just a crazypants clip that made us laugh out loud.
Now Patrick and the Crab have moved on to more carnal topics, discussing threesomes. The Crab claims he, Courtney Cox and the wardrobe lady got it on at the first season wrap party for "Friends" in 1994. The discussion evolves from there in odd ways and we're pretty sure that had the video continued past its end point the two characters would've started to make out.