Dickipedia: Jon & Kate Plus 8

Dickipedia:

Jon and Kate Gosselin (married June 12, 1999) are an all-American couple who have eight children, an exploitative reality TV show, and quite possibly the most miserable marriage America has seen since Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin. Though both Jon and Kate possess no charm, charisma, or talent aside from the ability to successfully combine sperm with eggs (with the help of a fertility doctor), approximately 10 million Americans tune in weekly to watch them emotionally (and fingers crossed--maybe in the 2009 season finale?--physically) scar each other little by little, in 30-minute increments. D-to-the-Izzo, C-to-the-Kizzay, here's two dicks, now throw your damn hands up.

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Comments

[Val49]

I use to really like the show at first even though I use to say how mean and bossy Kate was to Jon but now since Kate has gotten beside herself and thinks she a real live movie star I really don't like it anymore but I guess what can you expect from someone that comes from a trailer park to a 1 million dollar home.

[2008FedUP]

Your time is up. Be gone.

[ilovedessert]

Since I refuse to watch reality TV I had no idea who these people were until a few days ago and I am already sick of hearing about them. Their 15 minutes endded weeks ago! They should just biuzz off and get lost!

[dotsthefunist]

Where do reality shows go from here ?

[CommonSenseMom]

I think Jon and Kate should invite Jerry Springer on the show. That's about the level of class that Jon and Kate have right now.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Disgusting.

[munki]

Learn to be mature and respect each other in front of American or entire world audience!!!!

Please DO NOT EMBARRASS AMERICANS !!!

[ChristopherAtom]

We Americans need no help embarrassing ourselves.

[CommonSenseMom]

Don't lump all Americans into this pile of crap.

Republicans love this show and they LOVE Kate.

Democrats don't have the time or the mental space for this drivel.

[Erica Berman]

that would have been mildly funny without the " ... sports a serious clown car between her fallopian tubes". comment - that was seriously unfunny you sexist jerks

[ChristopherAtom]

I know! Some of my best friends are clowns and they would be honkin' mad too!

[Sodbuster]

Mildly funny?

The entry is F'n hilarious! I suppose since I'm a guy, I should be raging about the "manding strip" comment?

NOT!

[YellowDogInRedCounty]

If you're looking for political correctness from dickipedia, you're looking in the wrong place sister.

[Pammy2]

Especially since the joke is stolen. It was said about the Octomom in a slightly different form. (and it was funnier about her).

[ybmagpye]

Actually, the " ... sports a serious clown car between her fallopian tubes" comment was freakn' hilarious. You don't have to be a sexist jerk to think people to reproduce for want of fame (think Octomom) are of the clown car persuasion. Really.

[j-tho]

Yeah ~ I guess it's funny ~ but mostly it's just crude and sophomoric.

[ChristopherAtom]

"Hershey Squirts"

[deebles]

Thank you for a much needed laugh, really out loud. I hate to admit it though, I like that cake guy.

[loucreattie]

Seriously!

That was so funny.

[DragonFly]

" ... the runners-up include a show about a guy who bakes cakes and a special about a Romanian woman with a 100-pound tumor on her back."

" ... sports a serious clown car between her fallopian tubes".

" ... a forward-facing Flock of Seagulls".

Really guys, you out did yourselves with this one.
Classic gems throughout!

[shibamom]

Very funny but Jon and Kate Gosselin did not write Multiple Blessings, Beth Carson did.

[Okieborn]

I watched this show One Time and it was easy to see the show is a fake !!

[KatieBug431]

Seriously that was about the most un-funny thing i've ever read. Isn't it bad enough these people have the stalkarazzi following them around.

[mapleaforever]

Two things:

1. That was funny stuff. You probably thought the Brady Bunch was funny.

2. They reeeeeallly hate all the publicity -- sure.

[KatieBug431]

All publicity is good publicity, however writing things for the sake of hurting others and a supposedly good laugh is not a good enough reason in my book. Everyone has faults and before people go around pointing out and making a spectacle out of other peoples perhaps they should take a look in the mirror.

[ecotopian]

They asked to be in the spotlight. No one thrust them into it. They really can't complain about all the attention they asked for.

[KatieBug431]

I'm not sure how not being thrust into the spot light and having rude and crass things written about you online are connected. I was always taught If you don't have something nice to say don't say it at all...I'm sure Jon and Kate have feelings too, and wouldn't want horrible things written about them anymore then you would want awful things written about you written in the name of "humor."

[davidmnc76]

I keep hearing about these two people. Thank God I don't watch this nonsense.

[conservatoire]

Not much more to add here. These 2 are simply horrid people. I suppose that there are folks out there who get off on watching this sort of thing, but I feel like I have to go take a bath after just seeing a commercial for this train wreck of a family/TV show. I also suppose that you can feel some sympathy for the husband as the wife is an absolute shrew, but basically they are both pitiful, horrible people.

[jojojo]

For the guys, "dickipedia" is fine. but for the gals, only "tw@tipedia" will do