All The Palin Letterman Drama In One Minute (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 06-18-09 06:24 PM   |   Updated: 06-18-09 07:04 PM

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Palin Letterman Coverage

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Roughly two weeks ago, David Letterman made a joke (as he is known to do) about Sarah Palin's daughter, saying:

"One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game: During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."

He was obviously referring to Bristol, the daughter who has in fact been knocked up, but she was not at the game, 14-year-old Willow was. This spiraled out of control and quickly became an issue of rape with the National Organization for Women backing up a lady they told voters is "not an advocate for women," and conservatives blaming Obama for their made-up scandal.

Dave responded to Palin's insistence that his jokes were "disgusting" and "sexually perverted" in an earnest 7-minute segment in which he made it clear he was referring to Bristol and was self deprecating, saying:

"I'm telling you, I recognize that these are ugly. These are actually ugly. These are borderline...but again, in an act of desperation to get cheap laughs, which is what I've been doing for the last 30 years."

This wasn't enough for Ms. Palin, who quickly took to the air to drag this ridiculousness out telling Matt Lauer that Letterman contributed to the "acceptance of abuse of young women" and calling on people to "start really rising up."

The last tidbit, of course, struck a cord with nutjobs who organized a "Fire David Letterman" rally. That went on despite the fact that Letterman apologized (AGAIN) and Palin accepted.

Anyway, it worked out well for Dave, whose ratings have gone through the roof as a result of the "scandal."

Having said all of this, none of it is actually in the following video. No no, our "in a minutes" are about coverage not actual events, and the coverage of this ranged from awesome to absurd. I'll let you decide which is which.


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(SCROLL DOWN FOR VIDEO) Roughly two weeks ago, David Letterman made a joke (as he is known to do) about Sarah Palin's daughter, saying: "One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game: During...
(SCROLL DOWN FOR VIDEO) Roughly two weeks ago, David Letterman made a joke (as he is known to do) about Sarah Palin's daughter, saying: "One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game: During...
 
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- seal62 I'm a Fan of seal62 8 fans permalink

hahahahhahahaha

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:42 PM on 06/20/2009
- Tugar I'm a Fan of Tugar 33 fans permalink
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IT'S BEYOND COMPREHENSION, BUT FOR SOME REASON, THE GOP THINK SARAH IS THEIR "FUTURE, AND SHINNING STARR, FOR 2012."

So they are doing everything they can to keep her in the public eye! Even if it involves a flap or two about her kids and/or Sarah's personal life, which by the way, they want clean up a bit before 2012.

So, she has to appear (TOTALLY OUTRAGED) at comments made about her daughter's virtues by late night, comic's jokes, when Letterman wasn't even aware that it was her 14 yr old who was with her at the game, and not Bristol, who actually did get "KNOCKED-UP" !

GIVE US A BREAK GOP, WILL YA!....... That's Sarah talk !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 PM on 06/20/2009
- Tugar I'm a Fan of Tugar 33 fans permalink
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THE GOP, CONSERVATIVES HAS USED THIS THING FOR ALL ITS WORTH ! THEY'VE EVEN ROBBED THE TEAPOT GANG...

GETTING THEM TO COME OUT SCREAMING OUTRAGE AND INSULTS AT LETTERMAN. FOLKS, THE GOP IS PAYING THE PROTESTERS TO GET MEDIA COVERAGE FOR SARAH... THAT'S ALL !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:11 PM on 06/20/2009

Ever since she was denied her "shout out" on 11-4, we've all seen Palin commit some pretty desperate acts to stay in the news and it got me thinking, what would happen if we all decided to simply ignore the spot light add!cted d!va?

When she's publically discussed, no matter how v!ciously negative it is, somehow her mind translates... "They must REALLY love me! I'll be pres!dent someday. Especially since I did such a marvelous job tanking old McFart$ campaign! Now all I have to do is just keep people talking about me and 2012 is also to all MINE!"

For the sake of pure comedy and the possibility that she'd eventually go so far, that even her most rabid supporters would run out of excuses for narcass!stic behaviour, I think we should give it a shot!

So what do you say America, pinky pact? If you are game, repeat after me...

"I (your name here) swear, upon the thre@t of being ridiculed by a late night comedians, I will ignore the reprehensible way she exploits her children, the lack of basic comprehension and horrific speaking cadence or the constant displays of n@ked, p0wer hungry m@dness, brought on by pure selfcentered ambition, I promise to refrain from commenting, even in the most clever of innuendos, the person that is Sarah Pal!n!"

So what do you say America, up for the challenge? The rewards should be spectacular!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:01 AM on 06/20/2009

All this does is show or MSM is a joke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:11 AM on 06/20/2009
- StillAmused I'm a Fan of StillAmused 249 fans permalink

It worked in the '50s...

"Chatty Cathy "spoke one of eleven phrases at random when the "chatty ring" protruding from its upper back was pulled."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:48 PM on 06/19/2009
- StillAmused I'm a Fan of StillAmused 249 fans permalink

S - L - O - W

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:42 PM on 06/19/2009
- StillAmused I'm a Fan of StillAmused 249 fans permalink


From Wiki: Chatty Cathy "spoke one of eleven phrases at random when the "chatty ring" protruding from its upper back was pulled.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:51 PM on 06/19/2009
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As per Wiki:
"Chatty Cathy spoke one of eleven phrases at random when the "chatty ring" protruding from its upper back was pulled. The ring was attached to a string connected to a simple low-fidelity phonograph record in the doll's abdomen. The record was driven by a metal coil wound by pulling the toy's string. The doll said phrases such as, "I love you", "Tell me a story", "Will you play with me?", and "Please take me with you." Seven more phrases were added to the doll's repertoire in 1963 for a total of 18 phrases."

The 2009 version (?)
Prattling Palin...? Prattling Palin spoke one of several phrases at random when in the "media spotlight"; additional ones were spoken whenever the "media spotlight" was absent. The doll comes with several outfits including a beauty contest wardrobe and hunting outfit. Accessories included with Prattling Palin include a Bible and a rifle. The doll would *wink* when pulling the toy's string. The doll said phrases such as:

"You betcha"
"Absolutely. Yup, yup."
"Drill, baby, drill"
"As Putin rears his head"
"Pregnancy"
"God's Plan"
“You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska”
"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you"
"Liberal Media"
"Maverick"
"Bridge to Nowhere"
"Small Town Values"
"Gotcha Journalism"
"Thanks, but no thanks"

More phrases are being added to the doll's repertoire as of this writing.

Recently added phrases:
"Absolutely not necessarily"
"You're naive"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:01 AM on 06/20/2009

FANTASTIC! Lol

Just on small correction, if you don't mind? I think it was...

"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to ya"

Other than that, perfect!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:34 AM on 06/20/2009
- LMPE I'm a Fan of LMPE 58 fans permalink

I can already see "The Simpsons" making use of this.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:18 PM on 06/19/2009
- dzent1 I'm a Fan of dzent1 80 fans permalink
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I somehow doubt Palin has come out of this looking better than Letterman, who at least apologized for what he put the country through, unlike Palin, who still pals around with economic and imperialistic terrorists.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 PM on 06/19/2009
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It is getting very funny how wveryone complains that there are better things to talk about than Palin, but in this 24 hour news cycle...the media outlets needs something to talk about...
They dont say anything negative about Obama, and there are only so many hours in the day they can sugar coat what he is doing.
so that leaves Iran, N Korea, and Susan Boyle...the first two may spin back to Obama for being spineless and not calling that sham in Iran what it was...and for letting the N Koreans put a boot in his a$$...so that leaves Susan Boyle...

anybody seen her cat!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:48 PM on 06/19/2009
- Emmazon I'm a Fan of Emmazon 3 fans permalink
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Only a brainless person would make such a comment.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:36 PM on 06/19/2009
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Yea, because those are the only things in the whole entire world the news outlets could discuss.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:52 PM on 06/19/2009
- den1953 I'm a Fan of den1953 48 fans permalink
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Sarah Palin's advise for birth control for daughter Bristol" duck tape your thighs together" and on those horny times here have this vibrator only till i get elected!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:33 PM on 06/19/2009
- DSOTM I'm a Fan of DSOTM 76 fans permalink
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I hope you all got the irony when Gretchen Carlson say's "This is one of Sarah Palin's best moments, she hardly had to say a thing"

One could only hope for more best moments from Sarah Palin.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:19 PM on 06/19/2009
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McPalin's vacuous response made the creature kingdom chuckle and snort foul.

What a moment!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:28 PM on 06/19/2009

babble babble babble babble --Babylon-­-Babylon..­.and who destroyed it?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:00 PM on 06/19/2009

sad sad lost souls in America?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:59 PM on 06/19/2009
- hrholmes I'm a Fan of hrholmes 85 fans permalink
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Well I want to know what Palins Witch Doctor Robert Muthee has to say about all this. Dude! Grab a cheap headline for gawd! lmao More about her witch doctor;

http://www.alternet.org/election08/99118/sarah_palin_linked_her_electoral_success_to_prayer_of_kenyan_witch_hunter/

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:57 AM on 06/19/2009
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