Stephen Colbert proclaimed Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi his Alpha Dog this week for being romantically linked to a teenager:
"Since she's still in high school I assume he was helping her on a report on ancient Roman ruins."
Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, addressed the Lakers' victory parade that clogged streets and held up traffic all over the city. He said it was the city's worst traffic jam since the day before.
More from Jimmy Fallon on Zicam and Jon Stewart on John Boehner below.
For yesterday's round-up click here.
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