Perez Hilton's Sobbing Video Insanity Condensed To One Crazy Minute (NSFW)

Ok, we lied, we couldn't get it down to a minute even though we trotted out every fancy editing trick we knew. It's a minute and a half--a minute and a half of pure crazy--a minute and a half of a self-obsessed, angry, narcissistic, celebutard ranting about a member of the Black Eyed Peas. It's amazing and we knew you couldn't sit through the whole twelve minutes, so we included only the choicest parts.


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[sandyra]

Sorry about the typo. I meant "viciousness". I hate when I spell things incorrectly.

[sandyra]

The guy's a bully and he's shocked that someone went after him? He must be delusional to think all his slurs and vicousness wouldn't come back to bite him in the a**!!!
Here's an idea: LET'S BOYCOTT ANYTHING PEREZ HILTON DOES!!! Maybe that'll knock some sense into him since Will. i. am's manager didn't do it.

[Dragonblaster]

man, I even want to punch him. He says violence is not the answer, yet he's a pro at inciting verbal violence. He embodies why I hate blog fame.

[heather65]

he looks like hellboy in that vid

[Tyler Brown]

Full of himself plus a victim mentality. Is gay, but calls a straight dude a F (in and of itself ridiculous), and gets pissed off when he gets punched. Just plain obvious how much of a waste of air this guy is.

[BentonArsenic]

Truly a class act. He complains early on that in his five years of character assassination, whining and finger pointing, nothing like this has ever happened to him. Let's hope something like this continues to happen to him whenever it's possible.

[bragladish]

This is just sooo funny. I'm sorry, but you play with fire and...lol...

[drumfetish]

Can I hit him Please let me hit him.
how can anyone reward this bottomfeeder anything for assault when he makes these kind of videos and speaks like that .
CAN I HIT HIM PLEASE LET ME HIT HIM.

[sherpaswami]

this is what I hate about the internet!

[chaallus]

I'm gay, and I don't care what orientation PH is ... he's an a**hole!

[steeev3]

Who's the coward raving at a camera?

[goodog]

In a fair world, Hilton would go the way of Isaiah Washington.

[NYRockstv]

Perez should of cracked him back you should of fight back when ever someone lifts there hands it's fight time saying the stuff he said back was acting childish Fergie didn't hit him it was the manager . Go figure the name of the band is Black Eye Peas.

Phil Fiumano
Dream On Productions
NYRockstv.com

[crayola 08b]

well he is right about fergie bein fugly.

[easarsfield]

lmao at the last sentence.