Conan Dumps Fonzie's Body With Help From Tom Cruise (VIDEO)

First Conan was caught plowing into a bible salesman while drunk driving, then we found him sneaking out of Barbara Walters's trailer with sexy lingerie , and now he and Tom Cruise are dumping a body to get rid of evidence!

These, of course, are all examples of Conan's manufactured tabloid moments. The star is hoping his new found celebrity will help him earn some extra cash on the side by allowing him to stage illicit pictures then sell them to the tabloids. Interestingly, this is the least creepy moment Tom Cruise has ever had on a talk show.


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[euripedes923]

Conan's still as funny as he ever was, which for me was never. I feel badly watching him struggle so hard, with so little to work with. I'd pay cable rates just to watch Max drum the entire show; it would be more entertaining.
His style of humor is never going to carry the 11:30 crowd and it barely carried the 12:30 audience. And no, I'm not a Letterman mole. Dave lost his edge years ago. I watched Dave interview Johnny Depp and the Fox starlet last eve; both were just painful. He didn't care and they were both uncomfortable with his lack of interest.
Time to put those folks out to pasture. If the big 3 networks had any sense they'd bring Stewart/Colbert over and just get out of their way.

[2manymonkeys]

Amen. Comedy is like juggling. The pros make it look easy. Watching Conan you feel like he's going to have a hernia with each joke.

[PotsieWeber]

Did a group of stoned high school sophmores come up with this idea? Painful to watch and just plain dumb. Who is perpetuating the myth that this guy has talent?

[KT8711]

Yeah, like Dave's "Will it Float?" segments or Jay's "Dancing Itos" were such intellectual endeavors.

[Jaqu]

Almost every comedian in the country and a big majority of television critics.

[ElBruce]

Tom Cruise's acting was great there. He usually tries to steal the show, but just standing there with that goofy grin was a great decision. I think he's actually starting to get better.

[RazeTemple]

You ever see him in Tropic Thunder? Hilarious and well done, even though he's a scarytologist.

[Sonndra]

"Illicit" (adjective), not "elicit" (verb).

[HelixScanr]

As in "Conan elicited the help of his stage crew to stage a mock murder in order to take illicit pictures to sell to the tabloids." Good work Sonndra

[Jaladeno]

You must be a "blast" (a noun in this case, but can also be a verb) at parties!

[tesuji68]

why is your name sondra but you have a picture of a guy?