07/30/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Country's Craziest 911 Calls (VIDEO)

As you may know by now, we heart InfoMania, Current TV's half-hour satirical news show, that gives us such segments like "Target Women" and "That's Gay."

This week they looked at the craziest 911 calls reported by the media and the stupid criminals who made them. Granted, we've created a comedy franchise out of these stories ourselves, but some were news to us! The host, Conor Knighton, was a little snarky toward the media organizations that feature these folks and their ridiculous requests, but I gotta say, I'm always intrigued to see what crazy crap the American people throw at our emergency services, particularly when it involves fast food.


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