Love Means Never Having To Say You're Resigning: A Reenactment Of The Sanford Affair (VIDEO)

Love Means Never Having To Say You're Resigning: A Reenactment Of The Sanford Affair (VIDEO)

Andy Cobb is back with the second installment of his conservative erotica series "Drill Baby Drill," which explores Republican writings on the topic of sex. He chose Glenn Beck as his first subject, which scarred us for life, and now he's moved on to Mark Sanford. The South Carolina governor recently admitted to having an affair after dropping off the face of the earth for almost a week and not telling anybody where he was. His staff guessed that he was "hiking the Appalachain Trail," which has become a new euphemism for sex amongst those of us who have the humor of a 12-year-old boy.

An affair isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but Sanford is such a ripe target because of the bile he spewed at Clinton over the Lewinsky affair and his insistence that gay marriage is not ok. It's hard to be a convincing "defender of marriage" when you're boning someone other than your wife.

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