The Post Chronicle:
Keith Wright disrobes during a flight on US Airways and resisted a flight attendant's efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty police officers subdued and handcuffed him.
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Once the tray tables were in their fully upright and locked position this guy opened the cargo bay doors and extended his landing gear?
Sounds like SOP to me.
Travel Agent (TA) "How can I help you
Keith Wright (KW) "I'd like to book a flight on Air New Zealand please.
TA: You like ANZ?
KW: Oh you betcha. I've always had to take Greyhound before. ANZ apparently understands my needs. I can't tell you how excited I am to finally get to fly. Did you see their ad?
TA: What is your destination Sir?
KW: Dallas Fort-Worth
TA: I'm sorry but ANZ doesn't fly to DFW.
KW: It HAS to be ANZ.
TA: I can get you on a US Airways flight leaving at 3pm. It's the same equipment, an Airbus 310
KW: You saw the ANZ ads, didn't you? You understand why I need to fly ANZ?
http://www
TA: Sir I'm sure US Airways can accommodate your special needs. Do you need a kosher lunch, perhaps?
KW: I prefer to fly commando, if you understand what I'm saying. Whether I'm having sex, taking a dump, or flying coach, I don't like anything encumbering me, if you know what I mean.
TA: Sir, I can get you an emergency exit row seat. They have more room.
KW: Ok, make the rez...
Fly naked! This guy is ahead of his time.
heh
Ditto
Who the hell is Keith Wright?
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First Posted: 07- 2-09 01:00 PM | Updated: 07- 2-09 01:09 PM