This is sad but fair: According to the "Onion," Mexico hates us more than Tom Tancredo hates it and therefore have beat us to the punch in ordering a border wall built to keep Americans out. Now where will tanorexic teens go for margaritas and chlamydia swapping over Spring break?
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