Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out American Assholes (VIDEO)

This is sad but fair: According to the "Onion," Mexico hates us more than Tom Tancredo hates it and therefore have beat us to the punch in ordering a border wall built to keep Americans out. Now where will tanorexic teens go for margaritas and chlamydia swapping over Spring break?


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Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes

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[wags101]

Perfect! Spare the American taxpayers! Bravo!!!

[longtalldrink]

A-holes = Spoiled Americans

[Ohioan730]

HILARIOUS and so true.

[LetMeUnderstandThis]

ROFLMBAO

[Foxnewsisajoke]

lol

[Alice215]

How right they are.

[RevBookburn]

That is too funny. It's also justified. Actually, the caucasion spring-break crowds are descendents of illegal aliens.

[sloreader]

aiyeee keep the cabrones to the Norte!

[joiei]

having survived many spring breaks on the beaches of northwest fla, I completely understand. The only real drunks on Bourbon Street in New Orleans are the drunk frat boys. They are the reason the locals don't go down to Bourbon anymore.

[Mahi Joe]

OMG too funny.

[NoblesseOblige]

Bueno.

[bowthai]

No!! Americans don't want those a-holes either.

[Tommygun264]

I live in Honolulu and for two years I lived and worked in Waikiki. After the fifth or sixth time a pack of students from the mainland riding rented mopeds, spreading across every lane comes to a dead stop to take a picture, you're ready to have the airport shut down during spring break.

[BlackJAC]

I live near Salem, Massachusetts, the center of which becomes completely unnavigable in October due to Halloween being celebrated practically all month.

[superjules]

Muchas gracias senoras y senors! Esta es muy ..muy... heelareus!

[Hare]

they chit everywhere, how gross!