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Vote and Share Choose Your Top 5 Not Dick Worthy Total Dick Now Make Your Own Top 5 And Share with Your Friends RANK: AVERAGE:  OUT OF 10 The man responsible for making "hiking the Appalachian Trail" into a euphemism, is the governor of South Carolina, a "defender of marriage" except when it's his own, and a potential dick.

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[selma]

Definitely Sanford. More details about this creep ..drip, drip..
Specifically, the governor is said to have stayed in an apartment in Washington D.C. that was paid for by private sources.

Did he ever bring a woman other than his wife, First Lady Jenny Sanford, to this “love nest?”

“Yes,” our source said flatly. “I have personal knowledge (of that).”

Independent sources have confirmed to FITS that a private, undisclosed residence was “maintained” for Sanford during his six years in the nation’s capital, although they declined to elaborate on what may or may not have transpired there."

http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/07/27/sources-sanford-had-d-c-love-nest/

[jaydeedub]

Joe Jackson

[northstar11]

brian kilmeade--the brown haired guy

[CulinaryHatchet]

The combined team below for aiding & abetting the collapse of the bluefin tuna population:

Yorihiko Kojima - President & CEO, Mitsubishi Corporation
Mr.Driss Meski, Executive Secretary, ICCAT
Nobu Matsuhisa, Founder, Nobu Restaurant
Robert DeNiro, Part-owner Nobu Restaurant

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[Eggsackley]

I'm sure Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (spelling?) is already in the Dickipedia, but why not find some other ways to diss-honor him? I think we should have a contest to see who can screw up his name the most. I have made a few attempts: "Badmood I'marabidog", "Mockmoon Allahinazoo", and "Toobad Aboudemograzy". If nothing else its a good way to blow of steam at what has happened in Iran.

[Cockacola]

Congressman Peter King hands down

[MIKEinNYC]

Cool site.

You need to add some Kennedys, (or is that Kennedies), to it.

[MIKEinNYC]

There are many to choose from. In fact, except for John, take your pick.

[Imzadi]

Jon & Kate

[Iamcaptainamerica]

already on dickipedia.

[Imzadi]

L'il Kim (jong il)

[MIKEinNYC]

and his son "KIM JONG W. ILL".

[Iamcaptainamerica]

already on dickipedia.

[Mike Barden]

Madonna"s gotts one?

[Iamcaptainamerica]

Where's Bret Michaels? He's dickipedia worthy.

[southman]

So Dikipedia is the less-offensive (and therefore less funny) version of Encyclopedia Dramatica.
OK then.

[Mort]

Joe and Katherine Jackson.

[KinkyGirl]

Alec Baldwin wins this.

[Mike Barden]

30 Rocks!

[ggm68]

I've seen a lot of suggestions for people who are already IN Dickipedia...

I have two words for y'all, and I've been waiting for this one for many months:

MICHELLE BACHMANN

Please. Please. Total, incontrovertible dick credentials.

[Imzadi]

Ditto!!!!!!!

[MsMsBurning]

I double dog ditto!!!