Fox News Host: Americans "Keep Marrying Other Species" (VIDEO)

OH NOES! What happened on Fox and Friends today, people? According to Gawker, the bright and shiny lights have once again dazzled Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade (the Brown-Haired Guy) into pure befuddlement, and this subsequently caused a series of idiot words to pour forth from his cakehole. And no one thought to stop him or force his head into a bucket of water because this is exactly how Roger Ailes drew it up on the whiteboard! I suppose it must be said: Maybe Morning Joe's Starbucks sponsorship should be accepted as a reward for having some sort of social conscience.

Jesus, this Brown-Haired Guy. He is like a murder of idiot crows, stuffed into an anthropomorphic flesh bag, that somehow successfully filled out a W-4 form and wandered onto a soundstage where he was adopted as a pet. From time to time, he produces words, and today, as his colleagues attempted to discuss a study that suggested that couples who enjoy long marriages showed a reduced tendency to develop Alzheimer's disease, he came up with these insane, vaguely racial ramblings:

BROWN HAIRED GUY: We keep marrying other species and other ethnics--

GRETCHEN CARLSON: Are you sure you are not suffering from some of the causes of dementia right now?

BROWN HAIRED GUY: The problem is the Swedes have pure genes. They marry other Swedes, that's the rule. Finns marry other Finns; they have a pure society. In America we marry everybody. We will marry Italians and Irish.

DAVE BRIGGS: This study does not apply?

BROWN HAIRED GUY: Does not apply to us.

[pause]

DAVE BRIGGS: Huh.

[WATCH, via Salon.com]

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Comments

[BumpyKnight]

Species?
What phylum does this guy belong to? Could people lacking a backbone claim to be vertebrates?

[myownvoice]

Tool!

[yoli647]

Wow, the truth is coming out with these so called "journalists".

[11907281]

Godwin's law should not apply when nutters say sh#t like this, I'm surprised the words "master race" didn't fall out of his cakehole.

[gs1432]

All Brian said is that there isn't mixed race like here in the U S. Some people like to stick to their own.

[jjaylad]

um, he also said that racial isolation is better and lends to superior well-being.

[kannadzuki]

He also referred to Swedes ("that's the rule" ???) and Finns as being "pure" while everybody in the US (and by extension across North America, I assume) are..... what, exactly?

[Stephanie Batiste]

This doesn't even make sense. A non-sequitur that reveals deep, old-school, white supremacist thought. BTW, who are "We" in this formulation of Americanness? So many many errors here. Wow.

[booker52]

The morning monkeys are at work again. Hello????

[HeartT]

Does this contributor know what "other species" Americans marry besides the human species? This is beyond insulting to us all. It is outright stupidity on display.

[SansArc]

Oh god. The look on Gretchen's face has to be the most comical expressions I have seen in a while. And the "huh" part was the cherry on top. This guy suprises me everytime.

[mrskorn]

Anyone know what was said right after the video cut out? I have a feeling that he was joking.

[fisher65]

sorry , but i dont find anything they say on fox a joke or funny, we all see their TRUE COLOR!!!

[Gladys1963]

Geez, his head will explode when he hears about the unity ceremony I had with my cat.

[That Guy]

The sad part is, this level of scientific illiteracy is exactly par for the course in America..

[Questors]

Don't jump at the bait on this one, folks. Kilmeade is half Irish and half Italian and he is putting us on.

[Poorsarah]

Ha, Ha...where do you find humor in this...yea­h, Kilmeade is a put on all right.

[BamBam2012]

Putting us on?! Putting you on, maybe--I find his little "observation" deeply insulting on so many levels--this clown should be nowhere near a TV camera.

[jpigott]

LOL, someone started whistling Wizard of OZ "I'f I Only Had A Brain" at the end! This guy is a total tool.

[norkas]

FOX new deserves this and will loose other sponsers.

This guy is sooooo stupid and demented i relaize he has something in common with Joe the plumer and Palin. Then you take the extreme right wing and you have a full house of crazies.

I am not even mad because i find what he said so stupid i was laughing hard knowing this cannot be repeated to anyone because they will not beleive it unless i bring them here.

[AgentMuu]

"Huh." Couldn't have said it better myself.