08/10/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

David Cross Is The Virgin Mary (VIDEO)

I know what you're thinking: "I buy that he's a virgin, but a lady? Impossible." Well you're wrong. Despite the facial hair and lack of breasts, David Cross is in fact the mother of Jesus and kind of a prima donna. She's not as loving as one would expect, but I guess that's what years in show business does to a person.


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