Porn-Blaring Man To Take Anger Management Classes

PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. — A suburban Philadelphia man has agreed to take anger management classes for blaring a pornographic soundtrack to chase away kids playing outside his home. Michael Buck was arrested May 31 at his upscale Phoenixville cul-de-sac after irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block-and-a-half away.

The 27-year-old man will also perform 20 hours of community service under terms of a 90-day agreement reached in court Thursday.

If Buck complies with the terms, he'll return to court in October and plead guilty to a noise violation charge. He had faced more serious charges of corruption of minors and disorderly conduct.

Neighbors at the hearing said they're satisfied with the agreement.

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Information from: The Mercury, http://www.pottsmerc.com

Comments

[sloreader]

Pleased to hear the neighbors were SATISFIED!

[Holypat777]

LMAO!!! I use to work in a video store that had (obviously) an adult section. I'd often prank call my friends and blast porno movie soundtracks when I called them.

[BannedInBoston]

I think he should have to take a Pornography Management class instead...­.

[robin50]

I still don't understand why this man was arressted instead of the parents of or the kids who was trespassing on his property. Since the majority of you who have kids, can't control them, quit having them. They might be cute when really young. After that point they usually turn into destructive ugly creatures that focus on the neighbors property, not their own.

[iburl]

"Destructive ugly creatures that focus on the neighbors property, not their own"

How's Mrs. Wilson doing?

[cjk002]

LOL

[BannedInBoston]

Was his name John McCain?

[GayGrandpa]

This was a weird choice to expel kids and I'd like to know what he was really thinking.

I'd be quite upset, and all parents have a right to be! Today, kids have enough on their plate and their young innocent developing minds do not need to deal with explicit sexual information before it is time! That information should be the responsibility of parents and qualified professionals whom the parents have oked, not some jerk of a neighbor. This guy is the equivalent of a flasher and I hope that this is on his record for what it is and that is the corruption of minors and not simply a noise violation.

[robin50]

"I'd be quite upset, and all parents have a right to be! "

Keep the little rug rats at home then! I should not have to put up with your inability to control your future felons.

[Callyson]

Um, perhaps I was a pervert when I was a child, but this would have only made me stick around to hear even more. He should have blasted an audio tape of a math class or something if he really wanted the kids to scram...

[jsarets]

People are so unimaginative. He could have kept the kids away with a lawn sprinkler, a motion sensor, and a light switch. MacGyver-style.

[robin50]

Actually he shouldn't have had to resort to any such measures. Haven't parents heard of keeping their little darling deliquents under control themselves?

[cjk002]

Let me guess, you don't have kids...

[KIVPossum]

So, what about the folks with the obscene lyrics blaring out of their car stereos? Or is the law only interested in stationary stereos?

[CherrySpring]

They get pulled over eventually. One way or another. Don't worry.

[BannedInBoston]

Tell that to the guy in the pickup who's been driving around my neighborhood for years with his stereo turned up full volume and the windows open. Aren't there, like, ray g u n s or something that can zap electronic equipment from a distance?

[DSOTM]

He probably would have gotten a lower sentence if he brandished a gun and threatened to shoot them.

[brummie]

He should have used a Mosquito sound device.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RJLAJLcOyS8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OfuMEGMersE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zb1VH5P5fLY

[mawied]

The lesson here is to keep your kids on your lawn so they only hear your porn.

[Palaver]

Those poor kids. Oh, their virgin ears! All those years their parents wasted having quiet sex.

[DonCosenza]

Someone explain how blaring porn is supposed to keep teens away.

[MissAngela]

It makes them all have to rush home a block away to um...comb their hair?

[AlexFTW]

It makes them go insane, and insanity leads to hatred, and hatred...l­eads to the dark side.

[cjk002]

They get tired of having to hold a notebook in front of their pants and run home...

[skippypicasso]

Should have played the audio from Palin's resignation speech to confuse and anger them.