Caller Reduces Glenn Beck To High-Pitched Hissy Fit

Nutlog Fox News Channel comedian Glenn Beck was apparently doing his radio show today, when he finally got so sick of what some caller was telling him about health care in the Netherlands that he went to his "death metal" place, angrily spitting envenomed barbs of invective back at the lady on the other line. It was crazy and growly and scary! But that was nothing! Mere seconds later, when the woman said something to the effect that Beck didn't care about people without health care, and yet he was cool with big bank bailouts, Beck somehow found a much higher level of TOTAL CRAZYSAUCE than ever before! Suddenly, Beck was emitting horrifying high-pitched shrieks, wailing, "GET OFF MY PHONE! GET OFF MY PHONE!" and a bunch of other terrifying stuff that only dogs can hear. Jeezy creezy the guy is just all messed up inside!

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Of course, it's probably true that the woman had never tuned in to Beck's radio show before because, if she had, she would know that Beck really isn't a fan of the bank bailouts. She'd also know that his opinion on health care reform is basically limited to whining about that one time he went in for ass-surgery and barely survived to make a terrifying YouTube video in the style of the Blair Witch Project about how he had scary drugged-up visions that left him angry that the people who treated him at the hospital did not give him the rich-person compassion that he felt he deserved.

Anyway, Glenn Beck screaming like a cartoon mouse being stabbed in the scrotum with knitting needles is your new, terrifying ringtone. Warning: Once you listen to this clip, you can never un-listen to it.

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Comments

[napamike]

07:47 PM on 07/26/2009

Or just follow this link for the Glenn Beck ringtone http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=Z9ucS8sij­ys

[napamike]

07:44 PM on 07/26/2009

Want Glenn Beck's rant as a ringtone? Search "Glenn Beck ringtone" on youtube.

[JHawkKC]

03:20 PM on 07/20/2009

That sound bite was a riot, I will have to start listening to Glenn Beck. The woman actually said... you people don't care, I think i would have yelled at her to get off the phone. How does she know whether or not he cares? He was answering her questions and she kept bringing up other countries where it was so much better, you just sign your name and you get any health care item you want.

In America noone is turned away from a hospital EVER!. And we now want government to decide if something is too expensive to be treated or whether someone is so old that the cost may not be justified. Be careful what you wish for because your wish may be granted and you may be on the decision list as to whether your treatment is worthy of the government expense. If you have one good eye left why worry about 1 bad eye it is too expensive and you can still see just not a panoramic view.

[donnabella]

10:38 PM on 07/20/2009

bubba, some people don't even go to the hospital because THEY DON'T HAVE INSURANCE! what do you not understand about that??? are you so secure in yourself that you won't end up like many americans who loose their job and can't afford cobra at $575 PER MONTH TO CONTINUE COVERAGE??­? dude, wake up and smell the coffee . . .

[Solidmom]

05:09 PM on 07/23/2009

The government should just start with the cost of COBRA and other related costs instead of trying to take over the whole health care system.

[cdkang]

06:52 PM on 07/24/2009

We need to have some type of reform, yes, but what Obama has in store for us ain't it! There are other things we can do! We are going to go from the best health care in the world to join the other crappy health care systems). The government can't run anything right, and I am unwilling to give them my health care! The woman on the phone was an idiot, and Glen is GREAT! He talks Common Sense!

[imsosure]

03:05 AM on 07/20/2009

It's not likely GB is doing anything to make this country better. Most probably he's more interested in keeping some ratings thereby keeping his job so he can, afford health care.

[Hypocrisykilla09]

07:41 PM on 07/19/2009

Yet another reason why I have no interest in anything or anybody at the Fox Nonsense Channel,

[cdkang]

06:55 PM on 07/24/2009

Maybe if you spent some time actually watching it you'd learn something. Glen doesn't like any politician­-he goes after them all with both barrels when he thinks they are going against our constituti­on and our country. He's gone after Liberals and Conservati­ves. Same with Bill O'Reilly. People who critcize haven't spend any time actually watching and listening to them, they just hear the little sound bites and what others have 'reported' they've said.

[protagonia]

12:17 PM on 07/19/2009

He is emotionall­y stalled a the age of 9 years old. God help those around him.

[tahoegal]

11:38 AM on 07/19/2009

Geez, looks like Beck needs an interventi­on, that he's back on the sauce. Once an alcoholic always an alcoholic, and I think he truly needs medical help. Oh wait, of course he has the best health care money can buy!

[Mohanna]

11:36 AM on 07/19/2009

Glenn Beck is pink and I mean the color pink. Like a rabbit.

[kannadzuki]

08:53 AM on 07/19/2009

A lottery for seeing a doctor in Canada? wtf? Apparently I've been winning that lottery on a regular basis all of my life.

[pissdoffinohio]

07:52 AM on 07/19/2009

*wiping laffy tears*
omg, my side hrrts

what a FREEK SHOW

[greenie 61]

05:34 AM on 07/19/2009

I've always thought he was a lunatic...­now he's removed all doubt.

[igmond50]

07:52 AM on 07/19/2009

If you always thought he was a lunatic...­where was the doubt?

[Big0725]

10:22 AM on 07/19/2009

It's the magic underwear. It gets tight and binds.

[DESchneyer]

02:37 AM on 07/19/2009

OMG he is drunk. Glenn has had problems with alcoholism­, and he is clearly wasted.

[cdkang]

06:56 PM on 07/24/2009

Real nice - you should be ashamed!

[Delaware22]

01:22 AM on 07/19/2009

Either he needs serious mental health help, or he's just making a play for some of Rush's looney listeners.

[hillplus]

12:25 AM on 07/19/2009

I like Glenn Beck. His analysis of what is going on in our country is right on. Time will bear this out.

[marco01]

02:03 AM on 07/19/2009

He tells you what you want to hear.

[MaxInAZ]

02:13 AM on 07/19/2009

As opposed to Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann.

[Mohanna]

07:03 PM on 07/19/2009

No, he tells you what the voices in his head are saying.

[Thinklongterm]

01:47 PM on 07/19/2009

You must like me th too.

[4inline]

11:52 PM on 07/18/2009

Woooo hoooo, go Glenn!

[Thinklongterm]

01:48 PM on 07/19/2009

Off your me ds I see.