Glenn Beck Radio Freakout Remixed Into Heavy Metal Song About Vampires

So, did you read about that time that Glenn Beck got a TEENSY BIT PIQUED at a lady who called in to his radio show, forcing him to go to his screechy place, emitting noises that would tear the ears of canines asunder, while he wailed about how she should "get off his phone?" I bet you thought that no good would come of that. WELL, SHAME ON YOU! Because something good did come it, something great, actually! Of course, I am referring to the heavy metal remix of those sounds that has been produced by Trevor Cushman, on the YouTubes. Hooray!

See, now that is something that I think everyone can enjoy, even Glenn, who should consider using this as bumper music on his teevee and radio shows. Plus, it's about vampires, too! PRETTY CAGEY, TREVOR. Vampires are so hot right now! Plus I get to tag this entry with the word "Twilight," which is great for the search engine optimization.

In that way, Glenn Beck's on-air freakout has become The Giving Tree. Let us rejoice.

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Comments

[TinRoofRusted]

I have pretty much ignored Beck's existence until now. But after the egg this turkey laid last week, he's been everywhere. I can't stop laughing at him. What a hoot.

[LePistoir]

That's not exactly heavy metal. More like Rockabilly, but rocking really hard.

[GayGrandpa]

God save the artists...thank you Trevor Cushman!

[rosal]

But they left out the best part, when he screams like a mouse on a trap.

[Zox]

It's in there as a background vocal: 0:45 etc.

[Blakkwolfe]

Yes, I do believe that rocked.

[thrugreeneyez]

ROFLMAO

[Andrew Shapter]

I sometimes wonder if I could act like this guy does in exchange for millions of dollars? Could I lie for a whole lot of money? Put my kids through college by stirring up anger and fear?

How many of us would be willing to sit in front of 2 million people a day and distort facts about healthcare and the White House? Unfortunately, a few too many.

Distorting facts for the sake of entertaining conservatives and cashing in on TV commercial minutes is a way to make millions now. How can that not be suspicious? Hannity, Beck and Limbaugh are ugly rich and there is no honesty standard anymore. The game is to bring down Obama no matter what. Enter Fox news business model and now the game is to divide and conquer.

Farewell Walter Cronkite and the days of journalism with a soul.

[Balzac]

If I don't start seeing a lot less of this guy, I may have to go punch him in the face.

[Ripedia]

I guess this deranged lunatic finally found something useful.

[EndangeredJackalope]

Its funny b/c he's a recovered alcolohic, who si dead inside, and has to manufacture his emotions to appear human

[LALAW]

Good work, but I still think regular use of "teevee" in your blog adds a juvenile quality that detracts from your work.

[AbstractionAction]

Hilarious, but let's all agree that this is not at all metal. I mean, more like revised punk from the 90s. Totally not "heavy metal" (except for the screams perhaps, they are pretty brutal).

[Blakkwolfe]

Concur...more on the Screamo side of Emo

[Downunderist]

If he is emo do you think he is a cutter or a crier?

[Zen0469]

Glenn Beck. Nothing positive can be said about this depraved creature. About all we can do is laugh at it.

[JoeySoCal]

Supremely good.

[TexasGiant]

Excellent, but that is NOT heavy metal.