Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up: Comi-Con Virgins, Sarah Palin, And More! (VIDEO)

Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up: Comi-Con Virgins, Sarah Palin, And More! (VIDEO)

Whoa, Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up is a fat one, boys and girls. We think it might have something to do with the solar eclipse cosmically stimulating the creative juices of our beloved comics. Or not. It's just a theory that made us feel good.

Regardless, the solar eclipse did help our hosts by providing some new material as we creep closer to the dog days of August. Colbert shot down the ludicrous Chinese suspicion of the eclipse being a cosmic dog eating the sun because, obviously, the cat queen of the rainbow would simply never allow that.

Conan took a brutal shot at Bill and Hillary Clinton and the darkness.

Jon Stewart does incredulity better than just about anyone, and it was called for when he viewed the lead in for this Good Morning America story on the apparently still breaking story of Michael Jackson's death.

Letterman fears for Iran's vice president now that he has "resigned." Watch yourself. Also, Sanford is missing his wedding ring! An all points bulletin has been put out, but good luck finding it because you know where he lost it.

Kimmel points out that the little man in Regis' head who checks his thoughts before approving them for dispersal was clearly taking the day off: Unintentional Joke of the Day!

Seriously people, watch this right now!

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