Such conflicting emotions, America! It's so great to see our journalists back from North Korea in one piece, and yet so difficult to cope with the loss of Paula Abdul from American Idol... it's a wonder our late-night comics kept their heads on straight to make comedic light of things. They did, and here are the highlights: Bill Clinton has man-boobs, Paula Abdul drinks Zima, and Kim Jong Il is an angry lesbian. Enjoy.
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